a girl just sat down next to me at the bar and I told her I loved her hair, how did she grow it so long, I’m jealous?
and her girlfriend(?) said to me “we try to ENCOURAGE girls here and not use words like “jealous” ??
okay bitch I’m not jealous of anything about you bye
oh my god my apartment maintenance guy just burst through my front door with NO warning and I didn’t have a shirt on happy wednesday !
instructor: “who can tell me the difference between a single action and double action revolver”
me: “...double the action”
literally everyone else:
every flight I take I pray I get sat next to a drunk woman who has been drinking and wants to buy me drinks all flight amen🙏🏼
Sydney retweeted
streaming battle dome event today @ 3pm EST!! you don’t wanna miss this & we’re raising money for the Canadian Mental Health Association :)
come watch me die... i mean WIN in the most unexpected way possible!
my stream keeps buffering every few seconds and google says to lower my bitrate but it was working totally fine a few months ago? Everything is the same except my internet being totally unreliable idk what to do
who the f***.....
anyway it's me again i'm late night re-testing my streaming in like 5 min twitch.tv/krickenplays




