did someone say food?

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2013
felt cute ,,might delete later
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why is he upside down
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my delivery person loves messing with me by knocking on my door at 9am
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is twitter safe yet?
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PKs such a shitty way to end a tournament
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a girl just sat down next to me at the bar and I told her I loved her hair, how did she grow it so long, I’m jealous? and her girlfriend(?) said to me “we try to ENCOURAGE girls here and not use words like “jealous” ?? okay bitch I’m not jealous of anything about you bye
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Penalty? bruh
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I just got flagged at airport security because my sandals “looked weird” is this bullying
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oh my god my apartment maintenance guy just burst through my front door with NO warning and I didn’t have a shirt on happy wednesday !
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well he decided to give us a brand new AC unit🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe it was just a subconscious big brain move by me
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instructor: “who can tell me the difference between a single action and double action revolver” me: “...double the action” literally everyone else:
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every flight I take I pray I get sat next to a drunk woman who has been drinking and wants to buy me drinks all flight amen🙏🏼
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it usually includes an mlm scheme but I can handle it
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streaming battle dome event today @ 3pm EST!! you don’t wanna miss this & we’re raising money for the Canadian Mental Health Association :) come watch me die... i mean WIN in the most unexpected way possible!
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my stream keeps buffering every few seconds and google says to lower my bitrate but it was working totally fine a few months ago? Everything is the same except my internet being totally unreliable idk what to do
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considering moving apartments just for better internet how could I do this to myself
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what has 5 toes but isn’t your foot? my foot
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so comcast sucks and I have no other options :( therapy maybe
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who the f***..... anyway it's me again i'm late night re-testing my streaming in like 5 min twitch.tv/krickenplays
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wait Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of california ?? I know I’ve been living under a rock but hello
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