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🚨WHILE EVERYONE IS DISTRACTED BY TILLAMOOK CAVING TO SHARIA, NABISCO QUIETLY ADDED A SMALL TEAM OF IMAMS TO BLESS THE PRODUCTS COMING OUT OF ITS PLANT IN THE SUBURBS OF DETROIT! “Nabisco went Halal and didn’t bother to tell anyone but the Muslim community,” said Activist Ben Jarroo of the Citizens United National Trust Society. “Now we have people of all faiths consuming products blessed by what most would consider blasphemers to their own beliefs. It’s not right.” Nabisco says the Imams are there to make sure the food that goes out to the heavily Muslim communities in Dearborn and Grand Rapids is “customer friendly.” They didn’t have an answer for all the other people unwittingly conforming to a foreign religion’s dietary restrictions. Share this everywhere so they see Nabisco went Halal in secret and nobody was told!

🚨ROBERT KRAFT AND THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF GILLETTE STADIUM HAVE DECIDED TO NIP THE TILLAMOOK CONTROVERSY IN THE BUD AND STOP OFFERING THEIR PRODUCTS! “Tillamook seems intent on appealing to a particular clientele,” said Stadium Vendor Coordinator Josephine Barron. “Mr. Kraft and the Trustees have different values.” Barron said we can expect to see other stadium owners follow suit. “The owners aren’t thrilled about the idea of Sharia in their houses.” Share this everywhere so they see no Sharia in their houses!