Fiction writer | Journo | @HISTORY channel talking head | Formerly: @californiamag, @sfbg, @ebarnews, @mysteriousuniv CONTACT ME HERE: [email protected]
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I made my first trek out to Willow Creek, CA last year for the #Bigfoot Daze festival. I met #Sasquatch hunters, skeptics, and a guy who saw a Mogwai. Read all about it today in @californiamag: bit.ly/2zxvHsx
@CryptoLoren @MattMoneymaker1 @CliffBarackman @BFRO_Updates
Me after I see they're out of rotisserie chicken at @Costco. #smalltragedies #betrayal – at Portland, OR
I'm not sure who should be more annoyed: Me, because I'm the only one in the room with a moral compass, or them, because they have to endure it. – at Camas, WA
Next career move? Professional Ronnie James Dio impersonator. Prepare to throw your panties.
#karaoke 👸🎙 – at Portland, OR
Today marks the end of Year 33 in the Krissy Eliot Chronicles. We laughed! We cried! We remembered that 33 is the year Jesus died!!! Well, I made it to 34. And I'm looking back on this year, like HELL YEAH. What a ride.
🎡🎪🎠✍️🎙🐷👭👫💅🩷 – at Portland, OR
I ONCE TOUCHED @ChuckPalahniuk AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED...
Please savor this glimpse of me in a pig onesie 🐷at @RevHallpdx during Chuck's NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW book tour, presented by @Powells. I told this story right before launching into my reading. 💋
#WritingLife #pigs
Last night's @RevHallpdx performance for @chuckpalahniuk's book tour was magical. For those of you who don't know, this is my best friend @erinpotterplow. We came together because of cryptids, but stayed for the writing... And heterosexual life mate love. 💞 @Powells – at Portland, OR
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Sound on to hear an excerpt from my new novel NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW, read by Raphael Corkhill and available now from @SimonAudio. Download your copy today:bit.ly/3xjASuo
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Today is the day! NOT FOREVER BUT FOR NOW is available everywhere! I’m also kicking off my big U.S. tour in OR Get the book, get your tickets, spread the word!
Book: spr.ly/6019P3c7b
Tickets: spr.ly/6017P3c7Z
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Krissy's first story I heard live made me laugh so much I thought I was going to pee my pants.
Tonight's the night, sexies! Currently prepping my outfit for this evening's @RevHallpdx reading alongside the legendary @chuckpalahniuk and @erinpotterplow! You won't wanna miss it. Shit's gonna get weird. And there may be kangaroos...
@Powells 💋 – at Portland, OR
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See @chuckpalahniuk on tour! The author of NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW is coming to @RevHallpdx on 9/5, presented by @Powells! Special guests include @ErinPotterPlow and @krissyeliot.
Tickets: spr.ly/6019PsWHf
Don't miss me and @ErinPotterPlow reading our DANGEROUS fiction for the opening of @chuckpalahniuk's NOT FOREVER, BUT FOR NOW book tour.
You can catch us ONE NIGHT ONLY at @RevHallpdx. Event presented by the legendary @Powells Books. 🤘
TICKETS HERE: etix.com/ticket/p/8026271/ch… – at Camas, WA
It's a steamy overcast morning in Portland, babes, and it's only gonna get hot hot hotter. 🔥 Please enjoy the Hugh Hefner vibes--without the painful inherent misogyny. Kiss kiss. #robelife – at Portland, OR
I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today. 👶🍼💅👄
#spatreatment – at Camas, WA
Saw one of my favorite films on the big screen this weekend, thanks to the @HollywoodTheatr. My personal first rule of Fight Club? You can't talk about how bad I am at fighting. Should your opponent be smiling? Hmm. – at Portland, OR
