30s flirty & thriving (she/her) pisces posting about phillies in philly. making candles 🕯️@Lil16CandlesCo 👠 @spookierkelsey

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2019
don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? (falling asleep on the sofa while watching the baseball game)
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Tomorrow night... 🎨: @dhwanisaraiya_
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Helen of Troy Bolton
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10/10 would recommend
First date idea, we go to the Tillamook Creamery
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menzingers on main
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still thinking about the movie yesterday like why am i lowkey shipping nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes
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my coworkers and employees should venmo me for causing me extra stress
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Crazy how we were doing just fine without genAI not even 5 years ago. Let's go back to that.
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this is like when i found out i prounced some words weird or vaguely british bc i watched a lot of winnie the pooh as a kid
my bf is from boston and occasionally he’ll do something that feels vaguely british. he refers to his dresser as his “bureau” and it’s like ok sherlock holmes ?? what do u keep in there? cold cases from the 1800s? ur velvet smoking jacket? an emerald tie-pin from queen victoria?
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since i’m watching baseball for the first time in a while, let’s objectify men! who are the current 3 MLB hotties and why is it: 1) bryan woo 2) max fried 3) secret third option
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the rehearsal season 3
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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i hope both baseball teams are having fun
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loser energy
First people to get the iPhone Duo from 5th Ave are out! 🔥
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send your fav twitter girl a lil money today
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Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs
Recent data shows more women are skipping college to make six figures as electricians, car mechanics and truck drivers
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therapy being #1 is depressing
did you know? writing fanfiction is the number 4 most popular reason people use generative AI.
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all i could think of for the first hour of you can see everything is that she elizabeth holmes’ husband wears a hat he looks just like aaron nola
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nathan fielder is a genius
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turned my mail in ballot today bc hot girls vote🙂‍↕️
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it's quite cool that she's taken every chance to bring up maternity leave and how difficult this is for women who don't have her resources or occupation. because 4-6 weeks is absolutely insane
📲 IG | Barbara: "It really does take a village. 🤍 Feeling incredibly blessed to have the love and support of my family and friends through this new chapter of my life. I couldn’t have done this without you. A huge thank you to @victoriassecret for embracing me exactly where I am in my postpartum journey and making me feel so beautiful and confident. I mean, we were literally sewing nursing pads into my bras backstage! 😂 A little reminder of the reality behind all the glam. Going back to work was a choice I was lucky enough to make. And while I’m so grateful for this opportunity, I can’t help but think about all the mothers who don’t have that choice. In the US, so many women are expected to return to work just 6–8 weeks after giving birth, often without paid maternity leave. Mothers deserve more time, more support, and more choices. I’m so proud of this moment and what I accomplished, and I’m happy to be back in our little bubble with Sylvie 🥹 One thing I really want to say is that every postpartum journey looks different, and none of us should ever feel the need to compare. What you saw on that runway was me all dolled up, but my everyday postpartum reality looks very different. Some days, just finding time to take a shower or sit down and eat a meal in peace feels like a huge accomplishment. And that deserves to be celebrated too. Because whether you’re walking a runway, going back to work, or simply making it through another sleepless night, we all have one incredible thing in common: we created a miracle. And that alone deserves to be celebrated. Motherhood is hard, beautiful, messy, emotional, and so, so worth it. Thank you for all the love. My heart is full. Let’s go, mamas! We’re all doing amazing. 🤍"
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i can do all things through the power of iced matcha latte
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