Villa Park Podcast | @villaparkpod. Aston Villa mad dad! Fan of steak, crisps, exercise, Great Danes and free speech
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🚨@SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews @talkSPORT @BBCSport 🚨
Other than a few @ManUtd fans, pretty much everyone else doesn’t give a single fuck about them
So stop with the wall to wall inane coverage
It’s not the 1990’s, they’ve been shit for years
Kind regards,
KT
#avfc
I reckon Unai Emery will be desperate to go to #manutd after that win.
I really didn’t realise what a good manager he was until the likes of @talkSPORT pointed it out this to me this season.
And such a nice match before he leaves - beating those cheating bastards.
#avfc
“Do you want to bet against us?”
#avfc fans, never forget:
“Sinking ship”
“Could go down”
“In disarray”
“Losing all their players”
Cant wait for Unai to work his magic with these young, hungry, incredibly talented new recruits
Do you want to bet against us?
Want to bet against him? 🇪🇸
Let’s see shall we 🤷♂️
Kevin Tyler 🦁 retweeted
@DougieCritchley - have you followed Villa for the last 4 years?
#avfc will be absolutely fine
Huge turnover of players, forced by the unfair rules that protect the “big 6” (some of whom finish 17th)
Difficulty was inevitable
Unai has done it before - he thrives on adversity
With the obvious caveats that...
🦁 It's incredibly early days
🦁 They are dealing with the fall out of a mass summer exodus
🦁 They haven't been able to call on Onana, Goretzka, Manzambi and Madjo due to injury, and Joao Gomes has been suspended
🦁 Emery has experience correcting poor starts...
Only Hull are averaging fewer Villa's 8.7 shots p/game, they've only got 1 shot on target in 3 games and their 2.2 XG created, is the lowest in the Premier League...
This is a massive challenge for Emery.
I asked @SuthRich this question on the @villaparkpod last week, and the resounding answer was……
NO!
We wouldn’t wanna swap back!
Jackson, Manzambi (who apparently we’re selling in January 🤣), Mbaye, Suzuki, Gomes, Ruggeri, Goretzka, etc, let’s go!
📈📈📈📈
#AVFC
You’re dusting the ornaments on your fireplace and… POOOOF 💨
✨Genie Apears✨
You totally forgot you had one… duhhh 🤦♂️
You used your first wish 5 years ago for Villa to replace Steven Gerrard with a competent manager… and he delivered 🪄
(You used your second wish for a life supply of jaffa cakes because you’re a big fat fatty but that’s a story for another time)
*booming genie voice*
“Youuuu have ONE final wish and this time… a choice…
With a single click of my fingers I can make all of Aston Villa’s 25/26 players return on solid but inexpensive contracts BUT every new 26/27 signing goes elsewhere in the Prem…”
Do you take it?
…or do you wish for more jaffa cakes instead (you already ate your life supply because, as discussed, you’re a big fat fatty)?
#AVFC
Why do you bother with this inane tripe?
Do a show about whether Yamine Lamal would be a good fit for Kidderminster Harriers
It’s more likely
#Unai with the control, power & stability he has is going nowhere near the basket case that is Man Utd
#manutd #avfc @khfcofficial
How hard would it be to say hello and give a quick signature.
Totally unnecessary and aloof “I’m better than you” behaviour
What a prick
Bless the poor kid trying to get his attention, I hope he changes allegiances to someone more welcoming of his support.
Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge after Chelsea beat Bournemouth 5-1
🎥 @charliepatrick0
Bang on 💥
All those that excuse #mancity 🤦🏽♂️
Cheating, lying bastards
“Oh but I hope they don’t get relegated/lose their titles”
I hope they get destroyed
They haven’t even got the integrity to own up to it
Making bullshit excuses
They can disappear for all I care 🤷♂️
“Garry Cook…former City chief executive, quoted in “The Club” book
“We crippled Villa”
By cheating
What success was O’Neill, Gabby, Petrov etc deprived of?
What experiences did us as fans get taken away?
How tarnished now are Barry & Milner’s achievements?
It’s a mess 😞
Really good explanation of how @ManCity’s cheating cost other @premierleague clubs dearly, in this case @AstonVilla & @Everton. Only demotion to a low league will fit the crime. Like @RangersFC suffered in Scotland. Or @juventusfc in Italy. nytimes.com/athletic/7653100…
Pep...
l've said for years & I think people assume I'm being my usual exaggerating & hyperbolic self
Pep is wildly overrated
WILDLY
What Fergie did at Utd, Klopp at Liverpool, Emery through his career, Ranieri at Leicester, etc - way more impressive than Pep's success
🧵1/3
Brilliant debunking of the myth of Pep Guardiola by @matthewsyed in The Times this morning. Well worth a read. #mancity
How many trophies would other managers have won in his roles?
How many would YOU personally have won?!
Barca were already a giant
Rijkaard had won 2 leagues & the Champs League before Pep took over
Bayern had just won the treble
City had won the league & the cheating era
2/3
Ask yourself, how many trophies would YOU have won in his shoes?
Barcelona were already a giant
Rijkaard had won 2 leagues and the Champs League before Pep took over
Bayern had just won the treble.
City were already a title winning club deep into their cheating era
🧵 2/3
Attention @ManCity
Here’s a message from a legend football manager (certainly not Pep) on behalf of the rest of the footballing world
Your trophies mean nothing
No one cares if you get expelled
Premier League was fine when you were in League 2 👍🏼
#mancity #premierleague
Right - it’s only £900M! 🤷♂️
So what if witnesses lied!
They played nice football!
Teams needed the big money that #mancity paid for players
Other clubs should have bought better!
They need to earn more revenue!
The Prem will miss City!
Fuck off, never come back 👋🏼
Premier League confirms Manchester City guilty to all serious charges and inflated its financial position by over £900m over the assessed period. Describes the clubs finances as a 'sham'
premierleague.com/en/news/47…
I know I did an armed robbery, but look at this lovely hot tub I bought.
No sensible human being can watch Manchester City play football like THIS and still have the courage to say they “cheated.”
The passing, movement,chance creation, technical quality… this is football at its finest. 🩵
Pep built a machine so good that some people had to explain the football away instead of appreciating it.
Cry about the charges, but you can’t rewrite what happened on the pitch. 🩵🏆
Fraud.
Flat track bully.
Well done for winning with a team built on cheating.
Stunning and brave.
#mancity