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Joined January 2016
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Be proud of that 4.0 GPA Be proud of that 3.78 GPA Be proud of that 3.0 GPA Be proud of that 2.5 GPA University hard but u a do ur ting... Nuh watch no face
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Yow unu see this?? Bad Sekki full a sponsor like Olympics 🔥 Deeven know the youth n mi proud like a mi bredda👌🏽
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Marriage is just like taking a loan to buy a car. Miss 3 payment n the bank tek it back n take ur money.
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One ting wid Jaii Frais, him ago talk facts.
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How can you be offended by this is your ears is not baddered?
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2 minutes after she says “I’ve never done this before”
I knew her cheeks were big, but I didn't realize they were that big.
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U can get ready fih go a work early in the morning but u cyah turn pon ur side when ur man want piece early in the morning?
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Ronaldo getting 1000 goals before Barca gets a UCL trophy
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Are you okay?
This is easy 😎 Can you solve it? 🤷
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China take them time n infiltrate every aspect of Jamaica’s ecosystem.
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Only thing she should be searching for is a sewing kit
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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I have a theory You buying whites and boom and mixing a drink doesn’t have the same effect compared to getting a special from a bar
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Since when special reach 4 bills? Some swindling a keep yaso.
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Des👾 retweeted
i don’t want Fofana to ever play for my club ever again
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Been had this disease, it’s called ambition.
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Replying to @Arsenal
@Arsenal couldnt beat fleetwood town???
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Hard to make peace if you don’t know fear
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If you’re gonna use 8 then it’s 33, if it’s -8 then it’s 17
Two equations. Two traps. 🚨 🧠Key idea: Add 5 and 8 and you’re wrong. Then check how many values y can take. Drop your answer before you scroll. #Algebra
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Life just really a bumboclaat rn.
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The best thing you get from university isn’t the degree, it’s the strong bonds and friendships you form.
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Food taste good uppa Komo?
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