Finance and markets with a high dose of sarcasm. Tweets are opposite of advice.

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2017
Pretty crazy dispersion here xitter.cf/FairweatherPhD/status/…
Replying to @kylet___
Seattle has had very modest tech job loss last 12 months and its resulted in worst housing market in the nation
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So ~30% of everyone's budget is going to healthcare costs
Entrepreneurs/SMBs: squeezed by healthcare costs State budgets: squeezed by healthcare costs Federal budget: squeezed by healthcare costs Hospitals running on strained budgets. Nobody is available to provide care when needed. How is it all such a huge scam
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I recently heard where MSFT leadership would like its headcount in 5 years... some interesting times ahead if they are accurate
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Ils ont vibecodé le panneau de l’aéroport de Sicilie???
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I was expecting her to say her father is a member of U.S Congress
Diabolical boomer parents strike again
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Spyware might help explain why the Samsung TV OS is so terrible.
turns out it classifies what audio it hears, before reporting back to samsung. sensor preferences, dog-barking and baby-crying event counters, and camera streaming duration are built into telemetry paths.
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norelco one blade
What's a product under $250 that has genuinely improved your life?
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Impressive but probably not good for those on the AI psychosis spectrum
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This is like moving to Arizona and complaining about the heat. Got to reap what you sow, sir
Replying to @mattyglesias
I would sincerely love our Council to take a minute to imagine a person who lives in DC, has a job, is a net fiscal contributor, and doesn't commit crimes. What have you done over the past year to improve the life of someone like that? What will you do next year?
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Probably more important than ever to have a little extra monitoring in place
I have Chase text me on all credit payments over $100. You can mute the number so it isn’t annoying, and I’ve caught one so far
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Feels like some forced degrossing. Again
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I recently heard where MSFT leadership would like its headcount in 5 years... some interesting times ahead if they are accurate
Wake up. Every profession deemed white-collar, the middle class dream, is about to be decimated by AI, at a much faster pace than anticipated, with monstrous social consequences.
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Seattle has had very modest tech job loss last 12 months and its resulted in worst housing market in the nation
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It’s always been a societal red flag that she is one of the highest earning podcasters that exists
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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It’s honestly amazing that CA has any budget issues considering they have a 10%+ toll both on every dollar of payroll and capital gains distributed from hosting the largest and most important companies in the world
this California wealth tax thing is just incredible. so in October 2025, a California healthcare union proposed a "one time" 5% tax on any billionaire's wealth. the ballot measure will be voted on next month. In early December 2025, California announced that it would be a retroactive tax if passed, applying to anyone with CA residency as of Jan 1, 2026. The objective is to pay for Medi-Cal, California's incredibly dysfunctional healthcare system. (which also functions as a glorified welfare apparatus, but that's a discussion for another time). polls reveal that the CA electorate is split around 50/50 on the tax, but prediction markets only give Prop 40 a ~23% chance of passing (there are competing measures on the ballet that would nullify it). there are 200 billionaires in CA, worth collectively somewhere between $2.3 and $2.6 trillion. 5% of that is around $100b, accounting for a small amount of attrition. proponents of the tax forecasted a significant windfall, assuming only a 10% departure rate. supporters thought they were being clever with the retroactive concept. no billionares would leave CA in the few short months between the tax being proposed and the residency cutoff date, without the tax even having passed yet, right? well as it turns out, they did. a new paper [1] from two academics at Stanford called "The Net Present Value of the California Billionaire Tax Act", argues that not only did more billionaires leave due to the proposed tax than its proponents expected, but that the value of the tax, if it does pass, is actually negative. proponents of the tax only assumed 10% avoidance, that is, only 10% of the taxable base of targeted billionaires would leave CA within the very short Oct-Dec 2025 window. Jaros and Rauh, the Stanford academics, find that a lower bound of 28.6% of the taxable base managed to leave. just based on known departures, those departures total $577b in net worth, or $28.8b in potential tax lost. this of course does not capture everyone (many left without announcing their departure), so the authors normalize to departure rates estimated from other wealth tax events, and apply other discounts for litigation, arriving arrive at a figure of only $28-$36b in forecasted tax revenues. but this isn't all! all of the income taxes paid by the departed billionaires are also forsaken. the authors estimate that CA billionaires pay $3.3- 5.8b in annual income taxes. they assume a midpoint of $2b lost in annual collections from departed billionaires. the net present value of that lost income stream is -$68.9 billion. so when you add it all up you get: + $30b one-time tax windfall (estimated) - $69b in present value of lost future income taxes = - 38.9b overall net present value of the tax of course, this analysis is highly estimate driven. the authors simulate the parameters 100k times and find a negative NPV of the implemented tax 85 percent of the time. and if the tax doesn't pass, which it's not looking like it will, California still ended up losing at least $577b in departed net worth, and they have permanently poisoned the well with entrepreneurs who will now worry about future wealth taxes. [1]: nber.org/system/files/workin…
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This immediately brought flashbacks to my childhood when this was the birthday gift I wanted so bad, only to faceplant concrete the first attempt. Extra hilarious that this same story is also the top reply here
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Anthropic is far ahead of the forecast that ZH was dunking on less than a year ago... Now its bearish. One of the dumbest people on this website
*ANTHROPIC HAD $16.3B IN REVENUE IN FIRST HALF OF 2026: WSJ that's it?
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Happy 10-year anniversary to this Tesla demo that the car still can't achieve today. It certainly had zero barring on sales of the car... You are a hater for not believing in the flying car parlor trick though
Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot tesla.com/videos/full-self-d…
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Replying to @kylet___
8 months later, looking at my bill and notice we are being charged $38/mo. for an inactive line that has 0 recorded activity. I call in, they confirm it was opened by an employee at their store in error. Now they won't refund/credit us because I'm just now noticing their error.
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Tesla FSD: why sell puts on a stock when you can sell puts on your life
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