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I should hate this but 343 dragged their feet and leadership fumbled with this franchise at every turn. This might be what halo actually needs. Also I'm sure the devs at Activision are excited to work on something other than COD.
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actually listening to and enjoying falling in reverse gotta be the most embarrassing thing a person can do
I need this more than I need anything
Fable | Combat Details and Previews
▪️Evolves the classic "Strength, Skill and Will" systems of Fable 1-3
▪️You can seamlessly switch between melee, ranged and magic
▪️Variety of melee weapons, two-handed "Bower Hammer" is slower and more powerful and can take out weak enemies in one hit
▪️Hero can dodge and parry, weapon-specific finisher moves
▪️Spells: Hold right trigger and cast spells from any of the four face buttons
▪️Spells include Fireball, Lightning, Blades (phantom daggers), Lift, Rush, Push, and more
▪️"Befowl" spell lets you turn people into chickens
▪️Casting Befowl on undead enemies turns them into undead chickens
▪️Multiple types of ranged weaponry - ex. Deepwood Bow has slower draw speed but high accuracy while Repeater Crossbow lets you shoot a hail of weaker bolts at high speed
▪️Ranged attacks are beneficial for hitting weak spots effectively
▪️Shooting unarmed enemies in the leg causes them to stumble
▪️Systems come together intuitively: "use a spell to impede a group of weaker enemies, use a ranged attack to stagger a stronger foe, then set them up for a finisher with melee"
▪️No diving into menus or loadout bars, "just a clear set of abilities" to capitalize on
▪️Many varieties of enemies: "Hollow Folk" are skeleton enemies in multiple forms (melee, ranged, armored etc). Wraiths are fast flying ghosts.
▪️Lantern Keeper is a mini-boss, large and slow but able to fly with a big healthbar
More ➡️ news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/08/…
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Man.. I’m hoping that’s not a real photo of me BUT..
‘Tis an honor to be a part of MNF in any capacity. I hope I can be an asset as we start the journey to The Biggest Super Bowl of all time in LA on ESPN and ABC
College GameDay on Saturday.. Monday Night Countdown on Monday.. I’m the luckiest man on Earth. Football has been so good to me and my family.. I will try my best to continue to give back to it.
We started this show in the basement.. no agent.. no publicist.. no manager.. no PR firm.. just a love of sport and it’s people. So thankful for it all and for all of you who have followed along with this absurdly dumb life.
The Fall Football Tour starts in Baton Rouge on September 5th.. Let’s GOOOOO
