didn’t recognise a friend’s ex on tinder, matched, and their opening line was “say hi to [NAME]!!” ARE YOU INSANE?
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My uncle posted about how all immigrants were criminals back in 2020 and I commented saying “interesting take from a federally convicted felon”
None of his Facebook friends knew he was a felon
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had a table of 24 come in and every single person had an allergy… later found it was an allergy support group or something 😭😭😭 ive never been so stressed out
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Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”
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In 2027 Andy burnham will imprison every child until their 16th birthday
Phones to be banned from pupils' bags or pockets under stricter rules for schools in England bbc.in/3VltHRP
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vc vai ser estuprada na infância e obrigada a abortar pra anos depois estarem falando da sua aparência enquanto o desgraçado que acabou c a sua vida e de outras crianças nem eh lembrado mais
Amanda Bynes, 40, shows off her Ozempic weight-loss as she looks slimmer than ever 😱🔗 trib.al/0woiJG2














































