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Joined September 2012
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and now for 2026
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Well, I hope you stocked three days of Outlook and Teams like all the governments were telling you to.
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generational scorecard 🔥
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Australia’s rest their bowlers and are in the middle of a very well documented crisis and England still manage to embarrass themselves. Honestly, unbelievable
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almost let myself get ragebaited by this until i was looking at examples of non-centered shot composition and was reminded of one of the most beautiful shots of all time ever
"why is it centered" i'm going crazy, is the center NOT where the important stuff is on the screen?? do y'all stuff squeezed to the sides??? don't we all look at the center of the screen because that's where stuff goes?? why is THIS movie specifically getting this
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Remember it’s only a true Outage if it’s from the Outage region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling downtime.
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I've reported on every sport everywhere. It's hard for coaches to talk to the media. The reality is everyone works hard, nothing is ever as bad as it seems. But i do think Baz might be, in a low key way, arguably the biggest bullshitter of them all
What a jolly he has had .. make excuses .. make terrible decisions .. talk waffle
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You're kidding. Travis Head inside edges onto his stumps yet again. #AUSvENG
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What a day. Australian cricket has gone from obsessing over who knew what 8.5 years ago to obsessing over wanting to know all about Mahli Beardman. Proper cult hero alert. Got the hair, got the mo, got the pace & has got the best ODI figures for an Australian man on debut
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Riddle me this Batman: If Mitch Starc and Pat Cummins are lying then why are they so sexy and handsome?
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Thumping win. Thank you Mahli Beardman and England for improving the mood of Australia fans today. #AUSvENG
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unreal from mahli beardman, what a great start to a senior international career 👏 👏 👏
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England's last three innings at Optus Stadium, Perth: 32.5 overs 34.4 overs 33.4 overs #AUSvENG
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RA can end this issue right now but just picking anyone from anywhere. I understand the arguments for not, but seriously it’s happening anyway. Time to just let them go. Super rugby will be fine.
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Mahli Beardman now has the best ODI figures on debut among Aussie men's players ✨ #AUSvENG
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"It's not a technical issue" says David Warner about Travis Head chopping on, before mentioning the technical issues. 😆 #AUSvENG
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saw a guy on the bus search “animal noises” on spotify and was really curious where it was going so i watched until he pressed play on god only knows by the beach boys
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when u realize Laika is a company formed from the ashes of a hostile takeover by phil knight and his white rapper son who then sacked the one genuinely talented guy they had hired (Henry Selick) it's like oh okay that's how they've been coasting off the acclaim of Coraline
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I genuinely don’t understand why every app has to become instagram. we already have instagram
X/Twitter has increased the limit of photos and videos per post from 4 to 20.
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The ever-widening inequality between CEOs and the median worker can be worrisome, but just remember: True wealth isn't measured in dollars. True wealth is human connection, love, affection. Jensen Huang has us beat at that too.
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