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I love that yellow little sponge so damn much

I was born in the right generation with $1 frostys and Spotify premium

Fondue is a lost art

if you have a tik tok viral song you shouldn’t be legally allowed to have a Grammy nomination

it’s crazy the place I need to look my hottest is my local trader joes

you know what hell yeah

there’s no such thing as one drink in reno nevada

There’s nothing better than being with friends at noon

Hair theory is that your hair always suddenly looks perfect and stunning 24 hours before a scheduled haircut

I’m in a room with 4 people and I had to explain to all of them what tiramisu is

“I want to hurt myself” -words that were said leaving the Costco after their new facial recognition technology denied my good friend George from entry

I wasn’t flirting I was networking

I love a man with a tape measure on his belt

can’t wait to graduate from college so I can work at a bar again

Hot bitches get complaints from their neighbors

I don’t know what this means but the drive home from my best friends house to mine is the exact duration as ribs by lorde and it has to mean something