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This is a mourning gecko. Almost all mourning geckos are born female, with the males being extremely genetically rare and usually unable to reproduce. So how do they have babies?
Lesbian sex.
They have lesbian sex and then they clone themselves. Im not joking, theyre the lesbian geckos.
Technically they dont need to have lesbian sex to reproduce, and they will just do it on their own, but lesbian sex triggers hormones in them that can lead to a higher reproduction success rate! Then they clone themselves through a process called parthenogenesis!
The biddy blas VA being extremely hot is so funny to me
π¨ π‘ππͺπ¦: Podracingβs hottest new star, Biddy Blas (@RichardSCalvert), has a special message for Star Wars fans straight from MCM Comic Con London.
SCRIB DOOOOOON!
(via @StarWarsUK)
#BiddyBlas #ScribDoon
Being told irl βyou made me care about spidersβ is honestly one of the best things ive ever experienced ππ
The thing i most didnt expect in You Can See Everything was the full frontal cock shot. But then again, you can see everything, so
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If you've seen Again Again, you should leave us a letterboxd review!
It really helps a lot πππ
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for anyone curious, that is a Nerf Disruptor from the Elite series circa 2017
It is a 6-shot revolver styler blaster with slam fire
I love my 6β5 housewife stay at home husband that cleans the house and wakes me up with coffee/flowers and makes porn with me!!! I deserve this!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!
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DANGER: SPLASH ZONE. I WILL BE SQUIRTING
Peter Claffey has been cast as Beast in the X-MEN reboot film
(Via @KnightGambit)
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threw a Halloween party last night and went as shego and im still riding the high from all the compliments i was getting all night ππ€π
Some clips from last night with vio and passed out mike from pa and kyle gordon live! Very chaotic and fun night, a random man bit me also???? But other than that, very fun!!
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the way she was just randomly sniping people mid convo was sending me πππ
I have to make it across town in time to see my friend live on stage and then make it back across town in the other direction to go to my friends halloween party, and i need to change outfits between each place, pray for me chat!!
























