amateur entomologist, mother of three (dogs), cinematographer, halfling druid ✨ nonbinary she/they ✨ MDNI πŸ¦‹ https://xitter.cf/t.co/gRL9f46uGL πŸ’• nsfw: @itslanabee

Joined March 2025
This is a mourning gecko. Almost all mourning geckos are born female, with the males being extremely genetically rare and usually unable to reproduce. So how do they have babies? Lesbian sex. They have lesbian sex and then they clone themselves. Im not joking, theyre the lesbian geckos. Technically they dont need to have lesbian sex to reproduce, and they will just do it on their own, but lesbian sex triggers hormones in them that can lead to a higher reproduction success rate! Then they clone themselves through a process called parthenogenesis!
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Bucky likes the hat a lot, he even wears it on walks
Iggys halloween costume got here
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The biddy blas VA being extremely hot is so funny to me
🚨 π—‘π—˜π—ͺ𝗦: Podracing’s hottest new star, Biddy Blas (@RichardSCalvert), has a special message for Star Wars fans straight from MCM Comic Con London. SCRIB DOOOOOON! (via @StarWarsUK) #BiddyBlas #ScribDoon
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Being told irl β€œyou made me care about spiders” is honestly one of the best things ive ever experienced πŸ˜­πŸ’•
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The thing i most didnt expect in You Can See Everything was the full frontal cock shot. But then again, you can see everything, so
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
i leave her side for 2 seconds and some motherfucker bites her 😭😭😭
Some clips from last night with vio and passed out mike from pa and kyle gordon live! Very chaotic and fun night, a random man bit me also???? But other than that, very fun!!
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
If you've seen Again Again, you should leave us a letterboxd review! It really helps a lot πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
for anyone curious, that is a Nerf Disruptor from the Elite series circa 2017 It is a 6-shot revolver styler blaster with slam fire
Im drunk and found a nerf gun at the party
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I love my 6’5 housewife stay at home husband that cleans the house and wakes me up with coffee/flowers and makes porn with me!!! I deserve this!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
DANGER: SPLASH ZONE. I WILL BE SQUIRTING
Peter Claffey has been cast as Beast in the X-MEN reboot film (Via @KnightGambit)
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
threw a Halloween party last night and went as shego and im still riding the high from all the compliments i was getting all night πŸ˜­πŸ–€πŸ’š
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Some clips from last night with vio and passed out mike from pa and kyle gordon live! Very chaotic and fun night, a random man bit me also???? But other than that, very fun!!
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Seeing Kyle Gordon live is crazy, he’s out of control
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
the way she was just randomly sniping people mid convo was sending me 😭😭😭
Im drunk and found a nerf gun at the party
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Lana the Bug πŸͺ²πŸ’• retweeted
CUNTY
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Li fucking did it chat but im so drunk lol
I have to make it across town in time to see my friend live on stage and then make it back across town in the other direction to go to my friends halloween party, and i need to change outfits between each place, pray for me chat!!
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Im drunk and found a nerf gun at the party
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I have to make it across town in time to see my friend live on stage and then make it back across town in the other direction to go to my friends halloween party, and i need to change outfits between each place, pray for me chat!!
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If i saw my man acting like this with another girl i would be homicidal lol
The way Hila’s entire face drops :/ #H3H3 #H3 #ethanklein #hilaklein #Tamara
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Half the clips ive seen are so unacceptable, i would have lost my fuckin MINDDD
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