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part time football & film enjoyer • @LFC

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Joined August 2020
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my visits to liverpool so far
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I hate being asked for an example when proving a point because yes I know I’m right but no I don’t remember an example
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Asking the person with short term memory for an example, yeah nice one
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Haven’t had kfc in years since working there, may have to break my cleanse
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I can only handle lfc in UCL
UP THE REDS!! ❤️‍🔥 #UCL
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End this match rn
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lara retweeted
do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
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Going to start lore dropping more often, this shit does well
Suddenly remembered the time my ex’s parents casually told me they were swingers and the youngest they slept with was my age
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Suddenly remembered the time my ex’s parents casually told me they were swingers and the youngest they slept with was my age
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Mind you, knew these people for a month
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Zero survival instincts from everyone involved and terrible way to handle a divorce, just drink more
Determined to watch and rank every horror movie released this year
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Determined to watch and rank every horror movie released this year
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Currently 3 months clean from hinge and tinder
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lara retweeted
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Went to the gym and saw 10 brunette men with moustaches
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Being single with no crush or talking stages is the highest form of peace you can achieve
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Watching he’s just not that into you inspired this tweet
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Time to hate myself
Rocket league has filled me with more rage than I knew was capable
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Rocket league has filled me with more rage than I knew was capable
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Actually insane knights won that with a man down
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Nothing beats the dopamine hit of patting a soft animal
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