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on a footballing journey
Joined November 2020
Enzo is a believer like us❤️
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Technically Carrick is a better coach than Pep but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation.
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The concept of penalties inflating stats
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James Trafford’s Leeds career so far: 🏟️ 9 matches ⚽️ 6 goals conceded 🧤 4 clean sheets
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“camavinga have 0 G/A in 18 matches” Barcelona :
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Weekend obvs didn't go great so here I am watching this video
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Feliz cumpleaños, mi segundo bebé. Ya son 3 añitos desde que llegaste a alegrarnos la vida. Gracias por cada risa, por tus locuras, por tu rebeldía y por ser como sos. Me encanta verte crecer y disfrutar cada momento con vos, hijo. Te amo muchísimo, mi príncipe, y quiero que sepas que papá siempre va a estar ahí para vos, para cuidarte y acompañarte en todo 🤍
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fortunately we don't have to cope with hypotheticals because he's still playing in today's era
I am certain that if Messi played in today's era he would've been done worse than Yamal
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2010, Pep Guardiola talking about 23 years old Lionel Messi.
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Yamal arguably got many weak points: - he barely leverages any teammates for those quick one-two , Messi thrived with them on any area of the pitch. - he looks utterly uninterested until the ball gets to him, then hogs the ball unnecessarily. -after a through ball, he just stays back, Messi used to run for his life even after making killer passes.
I feel like Cucurella approaches defending Lamine a bit like Filipe Luís approached handling Messi back in the day. Obviously, Messi was Messi and he found ways to thrive anyway. Lamine’s going to have to find his own solutions.
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MR. BALLON 'OR 👑
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5 BCCs is just criminal man😭
El Clasico away from home vs threepeat Madrid Don't be retarded
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Up the Cherries 😉🍒
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Premier League, Champions League and the World Cup were the 3 highest levels of competition last season. The two players with the highest performance level in those competitions were Kvaratskhelia and Messi.
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Israel Guehi😭
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messi might need to give yamal another bath
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🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Erling Haaland, season 2025/26 until tonight's Ballon d'Or ceremony! 🌟🇳🇴 🌟 85 G/A ⚽️ 74 goals 🅰️ 11 assists 🏆 2 trophies 🎁 6 penalties
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Look at how smug he was, i love whatever was in the air during balon d'Or 2010
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You can’t teach this, you either have it or you don’t. And yamal doesn’t.
I miss Lionel Messi everyday, he would have taken a touch to sit lunin down then slide it into the bottom corner. You can’t teach that.
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“Lamine Yamal a los 19 años es mejor que el Messi de 19 años” Si claro.
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Hey guys, don’t get too carried away. The talent we’re dealing with here hasn’t been witnessed since Messi.
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