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Federal Cat

@lastnamemaker

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 Washington, DC
Joined December 2022
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grace@gracefishloveJul 15
Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine
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tendollar@tendollardannyJul 13
it is okay to rest tonight even though you need to figure your life out immediately or it’s over for you
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manuel@manwelllb_Jul 13
did I dodge a bullet or was I the bullet
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okay@chasedbywaspsJul 12
I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's
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Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Season 5 Episode 21
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gatorrock@minraxxingJul 2
the word goon used to mean a nigga who gave his life to the streets
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it's my birthday today 😁
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Can’t believe the actor that played the joker is named walking penis
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just opened the weather app
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joey@jobodujJun 28
block me shawty just block me
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-@x___0sJun 28
being sober seems cool until you see someone else geeked havin fun
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posted this on fb and people got mad lol
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