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laughter.mr@laughter_mr17 Jan 2024

First day at school, Mathematics teacher "Guys we are already behind".

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Don't let that guy lie to you and say that your an Angel. Angels don't drink alcohol.

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laughter.mr@laughter_mrOct 29

Once your girlfriend starts posting pictures of herself frequently, you about to be single.

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@WordsnWisdom26Oct 28

"If you're afraid, don't do it. if you're doing it, don't be afraid." ~ Genghis Khan

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laughter.mr@laughter_mrOct 28

I feel there's a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time I sleep I don't sleep that sleep.

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@theprayagtiwariOct 27

Watched this video, almost 10 times 🤣🤣🤣

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Essential Mastery

@EssentialMastryOct 27

“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky

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@__T_touchOct 28

Back then when life was still easy 😭

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PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️@PhutiSemenya14Oct 28

Once your girlfriend starts posting pictures of herself frequently, you about to have a deputy.

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@Annie_ModibaOct 28

I just saw a video of an angry South African Afrikaans-speaking guy in Dubai, on a phone speaking to someone who owes him money. Another South African overheard the conversation and they are now insulting the person on the phone together 😂😂😂😂

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@Annie_ModibaOct 28

South Africans can unite anywhere man 😂😂😂😂😂

@Annie_ModibaOct 28

I just saw a video of an angry South African Afrikaans-speaking guy in Dubai, on a phone speaking to someone who owes him money. Another South African overheard the conversation and they are now insulting the person on the phone together 😂😂😂😂

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@just_Enhle07Oct 27

There is an age a woman reaches whereby she finally realises that a man is important even without money. 😭

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Rodney🌞🇺🇬

@MasaabaRhodinOct 27

Hope I'm clear 😒😹😹

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@DearS_o_nOct 27

Dear son,

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laughter.mr@laughter_mrOct 27

When the debit order decides to come in person.

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@HeartInProseOct 27

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘥.” — 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

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Blessed assurance🥰@AinebyonaC96118Oct 26

Better go for checkup early 😂😂

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Blessed assurance🥰@AinebyonaC96118Oct 26

📌📌📌

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@bigwillySZNOct 26

I believe in giving women space. Especially when they start telling me how many men want them.

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@_falsi1keOct 26

Sooner or later you'll realize that having multiple women leads to nothing. It's just a waste of time and money.

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@veloriahqOct 26

“𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.” — 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘴

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