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πŸ‘·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Civil Engineer | ✍🏽 Storyteller Exploring Politics, Infrastructure & Nation-Building πŸŒπŸ—οΈ Building conversations that shape Nigeria’s future.

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2022
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From drawings to reality, every detail matters. Through teamwork, precision and dedication, we turn architectural visions into lasting structures. On site, where engineering meets reality. One project at a timeπŸ—οΈπŸ’ͺ #EngrOla #CivilEngineering #Construction #NigeriaBuilds
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Project: 5 unit of 3 bedroom terrace duplex design with B.Q Plot size: 1836sqm Software: Revit architecture, 3dsmax and Corona renderer
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82-year-old michΓ¨le lamy sparks pregnancy rumours after being spotted with what appears to be a baby bump on the streets of dubai. can someone really get pregnant at that age? πŸ‘€
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Them ask me what do you want to be in future na so I shout native doctor, my mama get instant heart attackπŸ˜…
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MΓͺme la patience a ses limites. N'abusez jamais de la bontΓ© des autres.
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If only we had someone with a proper aerial presence and the finishing ability to attack those deliveries in the box, this would have been a goal. The delivery was good, but there was no real target to meet it. It’s something we need to improve on after the international break because chances like these should be converted into goals.
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Hugh Jackman did 19 years for stealing a loaf of bread.
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Turning advanced yoga pose mechanics into a two-panel photo dump just to make sure every angle reads like an editorial thirst trap
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Which year are you taking? 2015 (45) or 2026 (55)?
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Suddenly I’m an expert in traditional Hawaiian cultural attire and need to inspect the fabrication up close
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Proof that even in the exact same gene pool, one brother follows the meal plan and the other orders the extra fries.
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The height difference is insane. HafΓΎΓ³r BjΓΆrnsson and his wife Kelsey Henson are literally a real life video game character duo.
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David Beckham casually walking the streets shirtless in his underwear
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Imagine pulling over a car and finding Angelina Jolie looking back at you like this. πŸ˜³πŸ“Έ
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Interviewer: β€œGood morning. Please, have a seat.” Applicant: β€œGood morning. Thank you.” Interviewer: β€œI’ve reviewed your CV. You have almost six years of experience in financial management. Is that correct?” Applicant: β€œYes. I worked with a private investment firm for four years before moving to a construction company.” Interviewer: β€œWhy did you leave your previous company?” Applicant: β€œI wanted better career opportunities and a chance to take on more responsibility.” Interviewer: β€œAnd why did you leave the construction company after only fourteen months?” Applicant: β€œThere were some internal disagreements with management.” Interviewer: β€œWhat kind of disagreements?” Applicant: β€œI discovered some financial irregularities and reported them to the director. Unfortunately, he wasn't happy about it.” The interviewer stopped writing. Interviewer: β€œWhat exactly did you discover?” Applicant: β€œPayments were being approved for suppliers who didn't exist. Some invoices were duplicated, and millions of dollars were being transferred into private accounts.” Interviewer: β€œDid you have evidence?” Applicant: β€œYes. I submitted everything to the company's internal audit department.” Interviewer: β€œAnd what happened?” Applicant: β€œTwo weeks later, I was dismissed for allegedly violating company confidentiality.” The interviewer leaned back. Interviewer: β€œInteresting. You understand that this position involves handling sensitive financial information?” Applicant: β€œOf course. That's why I applied. I believe financial transparency is important.” Interviewer: β€œWhat salary are you expecting?” Applicant: β€œAround $6,000 monthly, depending on the responsibilities.” Interviewer: β€œThat's within our budget.” The interviewer checked another document. Interviewer: β€œOne final question. Do you know anything about our company's previous financial scandals?” Applicant: β€œNo. I researched the company before coming, but I didn't find anything serious.” The interviewer exchanged a quick glance with the HR assistant. Interviewer: β€œAlright. Let's continue.
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Okay, but is anyone else completely out of breath? Working out shirtless and bringing the ultimate heat leaving literally zero room to look away.
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No self-respecting man ever lets himself get completely dwarfed like this. Standing next to a woman looking like her little brother is an automatic disqualification. Embarrassing.
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Wealthsimple has made investing accessible to Canadians. It has also made losing money in the stock market a lot more convenient. πŸ’€
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Full time. Gradually Real Madrid is about to get fully recovered. πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
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I always thought my father was lucky to have a woman like my mother. She cooked for him, attended family events with him, and constantly talked about how much she valued marriage. But last month, I borrowed her iPad to check something, and a message from a man named Richard popped up. At first, I ignored it. Then another message came in saying he missed the previous night and couldn't wait to see her again. I started looking through their conversations and discovered they had been having an affair for nearly three years. They had hotel reservations, vacation pictures, and conversations about how they planned to spend time together whenever my father traveled for work. I confronted my mother, and she completely broke down. She admitted everything but told me she was unhappy in her marriage and that my father hadn't made her feel loved in years. Then she asked me to keep quiet because she didn't want to lose her marriage, house, or the comfortable life my father had provided. The following weekend, my father took us all out to dinner and spent the entire evening telling everyone how grateful he was to have such a loyal wife. I could barely look at my mother. Yesterday, she threatened to stop speaking to me if I exposed her secret. She says this is between two married adults and has nothing to do with me. But I'm watching my father plan their 33rd wedding anniversary while believing his wife has been faithful all these years. Would you expose your mother's affair to your father, even if it meant destroying your parents' marriage, or keep the secret to protect your family?
I have two children, ages 8 and 11. After my divorce, I struggled financially and asked my mother if the kids could stay with her for a few months while I got back on my feet. She agreed and promised she would never make me feel guilty for needing help. I paid for their school expenses, clothes, food, and everything else they needed. I also visited them every weekend. But recently, my daughter called me crying and asked why I didn't love them enough to keep them with me. I was confused until she told me my mother had been saying I chose my new boyfriend and my career over my own children. Apparently, my mother had been telling relatives that she was the one raising abandoned children while I enjoyed my freedom. I confronted her, and she said she was only telling the children the truth because they deserved to know why their mother wasn't around every day. I reminded her that she was the one who offered to help me temporarily. She called me ungrateful and said I should be thanking her instead of questioning how she raises my children. Now my children are distant, my relatives think I'm a terrible mother, and my own mother refuses to admit she lied. The worst part is that I trusted her more than anyone else in the world.
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Buyer (Michael): Good morning, Mr. James. I'm calling about the house I paid for last month. I've been trying to reach you for three days. Agent (James): Good morning, Michael. I've been extremely busy. Is there a problem? Michael: A problem? I went to the property yesterday with my contractor, and someone else claims to own the house. James: That's impossible. You signed the purchase agreement, didn't you? Michael: Yes, and I transferred $45,000 to the account you provided as the deposit. James: Then you have nothing to worry about. These property transfers take time. Michael: Stop lying to me! The woman living there showed me her deed. She bought that property five years ago. James: Michael, calm down. Maybe there's been a misunderstanding. Michael: A misunderstanding? I contacted the county property office. Your name isn't even connected to that property! James: Listen, I can explain everything. Michael: Then explain why you gave me fake ownership documents. James: I was supposed to complete the transaction, but some unexpected financial problems came up. Michael: So you stole my money? James: I never stole anything. I only borrowed it temporarily. Michael: You borrowed $45,000 without my permission? You told me the property was legally yours to sell! James: Michael, please. Give me two weeks. I'll refund everything. Michael: You said the same thing last week. I've already contacted an attorney and reported the transaction. James: You wouldn't seriously take this to court over a business misunderstanding, would you? Michael: You took my entire savings. My wife and I sold our old car because we thought we were finally buying our family home. James: I'm asking you to be reasonable. Michael: Reasonable? My children were already choosing their bedrooms in a house you never owned! James: Please, Michael. Don't ruin my life. Michael: You didn't think about ruining mine when you took my money. James: Can we meet and settle this privately? Michael: No. You'll explain everything to the investigators.
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