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Luca Vale

@lcvvale

just a jewish muslim celebrating christmas | possibly a terrorist | probably hungover | secretly trying to impose islamic principles in the united states

 Boston, MA
Joined April 2025
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Holy fuck
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Just ran a half marathon. Deserved a bitch drink
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Just fucking cummed
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I was at the bar and this fucking faggot tried touching me. Good thing I carry a gun
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I am horrified. Nazi imagery and swastikas found in a New York public bathroom. This is why we Jews are terrified to go out in public. No one else is in greater danger.
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My neighbors landscaper is blowing leaves at this hour. I’m gonna fucking call ice
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#NewProfilePic Given the many firsts of the 2026 elections I have decided to come out of the closet. I am a jewish muslim that celebrates christmas! I am myself and it is beautiful! Anyways I’m gonna go back to fucking my four wives and then I’m headed to synagogue 🕍✝️🇦🇪
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mercy@mercyofflineNov 4
“Why do ppl with no followers post” i am beautiful and niche and full of interesting thoughts
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the united states of boypussy
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Matheus@Matut4ndoNov 4
Me recuso a ver isso sozinho
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Goodfella@bl1sterex1stsNov 4
The libs are outside my house ready to rape me gay
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I’m going to miss openly saying disgusting things about useless fucking women and dirty fucking faggots
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@anammostaracNov 4
“What was it like to be able to say retarded?”
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i didnt even vote i just nutted in the booth and fuckin left
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LIARRRRRRRR LIES!
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IDontCare@IDontCareGuy12Nov 1
November mood
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I LOVE CHRISTMAS IN BOSTON
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My hangsiety is currently so bad if I still had slaves I’d probably shoot them to cope
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Found this outside the bar. Ladies HMU
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It’s 12:44pm. I’ve never been so hungover in my life, running off of 4 hours of sleep, and @soxfraud is begging me to go to the bar. Someone get me a gun.
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