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kip

@le_schalk

Think Greg Norman '93

Joined December 2011
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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. #COVID19
kip (@le_schalk) profile picturekip@le_schalk2 Jun 2019
That ad where the kid carries the Dettol hand sanitiser in his backpack makes me sick.
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I'm the guy who spent half an hour bagging Tom Panos. And yes the other bloke did enjoy listening to it
TOM PANOS (@tompanos) profile pictureTOM PANOS
@tompanosJul 31
The real story isn't the gossip. It's why they thought you'd be the audience. 🤔💭 Someone stopped me on the Bay Run to tell me that another person had spent half an hour bagging me. My response surprised them. I wasn’t interested in what was said. I was interested in one question: Why did he feel so comfortable saying it to you? People choose their audience. Sometimes the most revealing part of gossip isn’t the person speaking. It’s the person they think will happily listen. 💬 #Gossip #Mindset #Communication #LifeLessons
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This country used to be something. In 2010 you couldn't't throw a rock without hitting a Nando's.
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I recommend the ex Atlassian Devs video. Never once felt compelled to watch this performative cnts slop
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Theo - t3.gg (@theo) profile pictureTheo - t3.gg
@theoMay 17
My JIRA dashboard at Twitch took over 2 minutes to load. The guy who built the infrastructure pointed the mic at the ground instead of his face. Coincidence? Probably.
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MasterChef but just home meth cooks.
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Eve Barlow (@Eve_Barlow) profile pictureEve Barlow
@Eve_Barlow23 Apr 2025
Larry David hasn't once said anything about the hostages.
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Replying to @elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft
Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?
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Aged like milk
Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) profile pictureMarques Brownlee
@MKBHD18 Nov 2017
Roadster 2 0-60 in 1.9s 0-100 in 4.2s 250+mph 620-mile range 0 regrets You got me, @Tesla @elonmusk
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Elon Musk is what happens when your high school doesn't have an apex predator bully.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn20 Feb 2025
Musk: I am become meme
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The only thing Tony Jones is guilty of is a bad joke. The only thing Serbs are guilty of is genocide #AO2025 #tonyjones
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.@sundarpichai I ask you to humbly forget AI. Use Google's might to fix DRS. #AUSvINDIA
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Normalise bashing Australian kids in Inter Miami soccer tops
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I thank @AlboMP and the people of Australia for today’s announcement of essential defence assistance for Ukraine totaling $170,6 million. I am especially grateful for Australia’s brave decision to provide 49 M1A1 Abrams tanks for our defense against Russian aggression.   We value our partnership with Australia and its meaningful contribution to achieving just and lasting peace in Ukraine, restoring stability in Europe, and protecting rules-based international order. Australia remains our reliable partner in defending freedom, democracy, human life, and global security.
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This country used to be something. In 2010 you couldn't't throw a rock without hitting a Nando's.
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*moves to russia, gets conscripted into a war*
Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) profile pictureAlex Jones
@RealAlexJones19 Aug 2024
🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA! This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams. If you're ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet! The Russian government is about to compile a list of countries poisoning minds with these twisted ideals, and the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values! Source: Tass
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Trump don't got the juice no more, T. It's over. All they got now is the hairy broad with the eyeliner, Vance.
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Whenever I see a box gutter now I wonder if it's noncompliant
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Thanks to Tim Naki I'll never be able to say 'ten' normally ever again.
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Nothing like 2 heavyweights doing What They Do Best! For the love off of the sport
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Love VB but feel attacked by the "for a hard earned thirst" tag line. I've done nothing to deserve most of them.
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