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gotta really lock in this week i had to download all 35 future projects on spotify
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i think the goal is the example of one of two use cases for enzo in the team. sit outside the block and use your passing range
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or just don’t tear into either player ????
people continue to tear into laporte (rightfully) for his UCL shenanigans even though he was front and centre in 3 title winning teams but make "pwease my baby marc kept us in the title race till may 5th" excuse for guehi lol, it's too sad
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why is he always so rattled no matter the scenario he kills me
Teachers pet found the note I was using to cheat and snaked to the teacher
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he hoops like Ryuk. like if Ryuk ever tried to play basketball
Von even hoop like a serial killer I can’t describe it fr but I see it
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cheated on my barber
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Replying to @foresthillbaby
days b4 II ep clears.
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Deux génies
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Replying to @barbiecomentaa
Ele paradinho esperando a música virar
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he actually hates Donnarumma lol
Antoine Semenyo gives one word for his Manchester City teammates 👌🩵
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BREAKING: Allan is #ManCity's new No.37.
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Tried looking through old dms with ex gimmick and accidentally turned on disappearing messages
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fucking Troglodyte man look how he writes his 8s
Enzo Fernández tells us what his FC27 Rating should be!🩵🎮 #mancity #fc27
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£85m Allan
£65M Nico González didn’t work out? No worries, let’s buy £130M Elliott Anderson. £55M Reijnders didn’t work out? No worries, £110M Bouaddi. £50M Cherki didn’t work out? £125M Enzo Fernández. £65M Semenyo didn’t work out? £85M Allan. £70M Doku didn’t work out? £85M Ndiaye. Just throwing obscene amounts of money at every problem until something sticks. How is FFP not getting involved? 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Allan signed for ~£32-34m, not £85m. Other fees overstated: Anderson £116m (not 130), Bouaddi ~£86m (not 110), Cherki ~£31m (not 50), Doku £55m (not 70), Ndiaye £65m (not 85). Enzo £125m correct. bbc.co.uk/sport/football… bbc.com/sport/football…
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cannot stomach the idea of cherki sitting bench at ALL
Think Bouaddi, Anderson, Enzo can be the best “big game” midfield in the world. Take about do-it-all balance. Against weaker opposition can bring in a Cherki or Foden into the mix.
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oh they’re in deep shit aren’t they
🚨BREAKING: Everything was done with Monaco. Written, agreed, signed they had an agreement. [@SkyKaveh]
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feel so much for both camara and balogun, used as pawns in this weird weird scheme monaco tried to run
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nah hes dead my 2nd favorite signing from this window
Allan getting integrated! 🏃‍♂️ 🎥 @ManCity
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minimum expectation is league title with at least 92 points
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Enzo Fernandez. Package for 25yo midfielder work £125m so matches British transfer record. Argentina int’l granted permission by #CFC to undergo medical & complete #MCFC move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7514317…
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🚨⚪️🔵 BREAKING: Manchester City agree deal to sign Iliman Ndiaye from Everton, here we go! Club to club agreement in place and green light for medical tests — fee worth £65m package. Personal terms also in place. Exclusive story revealed today, now confirmed.
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