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She accidentally posted the private key to the token…. $1m to $6k in 3 seconds
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We’re about to make generational wealth this month
We’re about to make generational wealth this month
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A lot of founder content sounds exactly the same, which makes sense when the person writing it barely talks to the founder. Some of their best posts are probably things they’ve said on a call that nobody bothered to ask them more about. Why they turned down a deal, something they think their competitors are getting wrong, or even something they’re struggling to figure out themselves. I’d be way more interested in reading that than another post about how important consistency is. You have access to someone building an entire company, surely there’s more to talk about.
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Do people genuinely think AI reply bots are a good personal branding strategy? Someone posts something they actually put thought into and the replies are 20 variations of “Absolutely. This is such an underrated perspective.” What exactly is that supposed to make me think about you? Your replies are part of your content. People read them, decide whether you’re interesting, and sometimes check your profile because of one good comment. You’re wasting that opportunity if you have nothing to add. Use AI to help articulate what you think. But you still need to actually think. If you’re building a personal brand, give people something to remember you for.
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Dream blunt rotation
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Bro the binance hack was on the fucking pakistani news my grandma asked me if i was working at binance 😭
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This looks interesting so I bid. Doing my dd
Introducing fluke. Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly. Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them. What it is: fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL. How it works: → Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds. → Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board. → Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value. → Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%. → Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time. Every whale is a chart: The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money. Why you always get filled: Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool. Why it’s built to be fair: → Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay. → A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down. → You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever. → Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan. Where it goes from here: 80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders. Live now at usefluke.xyz
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Lean 🦉 retweeted
You know it’s bad when Scooter, who has made a living making insane narratives about me and taking down every account in the industry, is the ONLY account posting the actual blockchain proof while all of you KOLs farmed for engagement. I’m with Scooter now 😭
Her account was turned into a nonce account after she posted her private key. So this post is wrong on just about every level. Transaction Timeline 18:40:09 CET — Private Key Disclosure • The post containing the developer's private key was published on X. • Post: 18:41:30 — MIKA Token Transfer • 500,440,996.67 MIKA tokens were transferred from the account to a token account owned by 58xpw9…YFvjV. • Transaction: solscan.io/tx/4c3NcJcDW8W7wD… 18:42:37 — Nonce Account Initialization • The account was converted into a durable nonce account. • 80 bytes were allocated, followed by an initializeNonce instruction. • Nonce authority: CKJMFy…Pnsfm • Timing: This occurred exactly 67 seconds after the MIKA token transfer. • Transaction: solscan.io/tx/4vdgy8Dtb9gVAD… teapawt.org/mikadontlouz/status/21…
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Lean 🦉 retweeted
🚨 JUST IN Professional cybersecurity expert and feminist @mikadontlouz comments on her involvement with the Binance hack
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🚨 JUST IN Professional cybersecurity expert and feminist @mikadontlouz comments on her involvement with the Binance hack
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Lean 🦉 retweeted
Rule number one of crypto Never share your private key 🤓☝️
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$600M in longs have been liquidated in the last 1 hour. We are so cooked
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🚨 JUST IN BINANCE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. OVER $2.5 BILLION STOLEN SO FAR STORY STILL DEVELOPING
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I have nothing to shill, stream ICEMAN and Habibti
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i said im so loved and im so hated so conflictedddd
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I AM the case study
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Lean 🦉 retweeted
Look as someone that’s riddled with ADHD and has literally sent a PK in DMs instead of wallet once and caught myself a second time over the years, it’s entirely possible. Yes it’s a dumb fucking mistake and I can tell you now it’s embarrassing as hell when you literally try your hardest to do everything right at STILL royally fuck up. Probably going to get crucified here but I’m telling you there’s no way @mikadontlouz manufactured this. You don’t have to be best friends with someone or even know them at all to take a step back and go “Maybe she simply fucked up”.
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Literally zero substance in this tweet Your favourite trencher has probably nuked 1000+ low cap shitters and you’re worried about Mika actually putting in 100% effort to run a coin 🤦🏽‍♂️
I traced the dev wallet from @mikadontlouz first launch in 2025 To a network of wallets that launched 40 tokens These wallets are linked via funding transfers so they are high confidence connections A funding transfer means one wallet provided another wallet with its very first SOL so that it could transact on the network Several of the tokens launched have "MIKA" in the name. The point: I'm not sure I believe her story of accidentally leaking the private key on her recent launch Does someone with this much experience launching tokens accidentally do that?
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I feel like it’s finally time to start wearing an affiliate badge Who shall it be
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Million views under 12 hours lmfao I think this is the craziest shit thats happened in 2026 on ct
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