punk 6927 | daily: el grande tradfi investment firm | wkends: making you rich
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POV: you just saw a Lebowski shitpost, now you’re asking - who is the Dude?
In short: a washed up crypto/NFT trader and blogger who turned 5 figs into a healthy 6 in crypto, now works at a finance “firm”, is therefore restricted from trading any and all crypto - but wants to shitpost his way to helping you win the game.
So what do we believe?
VE VANT ZE MAWNEY LEBOWSKI!
Stop being cutesy about it - everyone in crypto is here because
You see boomers getting rich off their real estate they bought for $20k in 1972 and you can’t do the same.
You want a joker card beyond S&P 500 at 8-10%.
Let me introduce you to the best performing asset of the last 15 years: BTC, at 143% annualized.
Yes there are other great assets out there - but if you’re showing up because you saw a friend make insane amounts off memecoins or NFTs, just start with BTC.
Learn self-custody, why the tech is important, credibly neutral, censorship resistant, and permissionless.
It’s the homework few are willing to do.
Then graduate to the more intricate stuff: ETH, NFTs, the like.
So here you’ll get realistic, genuine, non-PVP thoughts on how to do better without getting out over your skis and losing it all.
No 10,000x calls.
No “locking into the trenches” for hours and hours.
More like “set it and forget it” then look up in 5, 10, 20 years and realize you have financial freedom.
Made it this far? Check out my gallery of art if you dig it - I consider it my legitimacy here (don’t tell me what you value and have, just show me your wallet)
Otherwise, no asks of you - but if you want to join me on the journey, hit follow. That’s it.
Because at the end of the day, the Dude abides.
most Bay Area: super old Asian uber lady isn’t looking at the road, kinda absent minded…
Realize she’s just got the Tesla in FSD and spaced out
thank god
Remember when Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Jesus was mentioned in the bible?
Cowboys feel so weird during prime time without McCarthy ordering them covered smothered diced and chunked
Love how 20 yrs ago this would be massive scandal, congressional hearings, and bipartisan outrage
Today?
Just a Thursday 🤗
Someone please call ICE to deport @SugarDiaz39
Even the Mexicans don’t want him on the dodgers anymore
jeffreylebowski.eth retweeted
Incredible moment when odysseus’ housemaid, Eurycleia, recognizes him from his scar she stitched up 20 years earlier at the beginning of the movie
Must giga suck to be turbo charged on the wrong side of cultural nuance
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Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.
If you’re an ancient, incapacitated, zombie and still insist on running our government
Yeah imma be rude af + tell you go fucking home old man, take your leathery, osteoarthritis riddled, disgusting hands off the steering wheel
Fuck you in every way imaginable @SenMcConnell
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Elon Musk and the far right spent a year trying to kill the movie. It’s now on track to become the biggest Nolan success ever. Historic humiliation. Thanks for the promo.
