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Top 3 game winners this season (so far)
Collin Gillespie
11/21/25 - Suns v Timberwolves
Devin Booker
1/4/26 - Suns v Thunder
Jalen Green
2/21/26 - Suns v Magic
HOLY SHIT I almost threw up my dinner watching the Jdub replay. That was fucking gruesome. Hope he heals up quickly.
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EVERYONE JUST BOO’D THE FUCK OUT OF TED CRUZ, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE LMFAOOOOOO
I know it's a tall order but I'm gonna need this country to have its collective shit together on november 3rd
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Congratulations to Lula on his extraordinary reelection victory in the Brazilian presidential election.
Lula has stood up for Brazilian workers & democracy — and will continue to do so in the next four years.
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Scoring a touchdown, doing a backflip then cutting to your own commercial goes pretty hard.
Putting faith in Daniel Jones is certainly a choice
Shane Steichen on a quarterback change (courtesy of @WISHNews8):
"No, I have not thought about a quarterback change."
Why?
"Because I have a ton of faith in Daniel..."
I haven't stopped thinking about Wildwood. I honestly didn't expect to love it so intensely, but it was undeniably stunning to look at.
Psst *clears throat*:
Stats from the first home dub of the year 🔢
Booker: 43 PTS, 17/25 FG, 7 REB, 7 AST
Bridges: 16 PTS, 7 REB, 3 AST, 1 STL
Brooks: 15 PTS, 5 AST, 2 REB
Green: 12 PTS, 2 REB, 1 AST
Gillespie: 11 PTS, 9 AST, 4 REB, 2 STL
Kennard: 11 PTS, 4 REB, 1 AST. 1 STL
Maluach: 9 PTS, 9 REB, 2 AST, 2 BLK, 1 STL
Goodwin: 9 PTS, 4 AST, 2 REB, 3 STL
Dunn: 5 PTS, 5 REB, 2 BLK, 1 STL
Ott scolded them on the lack of defensive boards in the locker room despite the dub and I'm fucking here for it
