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It's painful being the girl who served on a jury once and never shuts up about it 💔
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What is Mamdani's plan to bring back AO3
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Shaking crying throwing up tell me it's not real
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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AO3 down and I didn't even know. Is this how neglectful husbands feel
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Realizing I probably had norovirus not food poisoning
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Woman I wish would just cheat on her spoue with her costars
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Same guy who thinks it's okay to make toddlers spend time in the cold because he doesn't want to hold a press conference outside in freezing temperatures
Connecticut is proud to celebrate Vedant Rakesh Kansara of Farmington High School and Suchita Srinivasan of Cheshire High School, for being named 2026 U.S. Presidential Scholars. One of the nation’s highest honors for high school students. Their accomplishments reflect the talent, dedication, and hard work of Connecticut’s students, as well as the commitment of the educators and families who have supported them along the way. We are incredibly proud of their achievements and look forward to seeing all they accomplish in the future.
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She saw the wedding from Crazy Rich Asians and started taking notes
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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The concept of Bridgeport being a hidden gem...
Some hidden New England gems: Conn. - Bridgeport R.I. - Woonsocket Mass. - Springfield Vt. - Bellows Falls N.H. - Manchester Me. - Lewiston
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Orzo boiled with halal chicken bouillon cubes, call me Gordon Ramsey
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When Shonda was forced to write him out of the show so she took that out on everyone else
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He needs to go on DWTS
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
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Oomf and Nathan saying I'm gaslighting them just because I remember something they don't
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When she possibly lactose intolerant
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Nathan on a Discord call, Anjana on a phone call, and I'm sitting in the middle of their Dark Souls games comparison
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Swift*es defend her more than they defend Jesus Christ
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Holding in tears is just peeing mode for eyes
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Her real crime is lying to sick people and faking health data. Not the fraud 🫩
So she scammed a bunch of rich pricks? I thought she like killed children or something. Free my nigga Holmes fr
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Theranos provided blood tests to patients that often gave inaccurate results for serious conditions like cancer, HIV and miscarriages, causing anxiety and medical changes. Holmes was convicted of investor fraud; the company voided many patient results. aetv.com/articles/eliza… justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/e…
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Did my usual "good luck" shtick to the phlebotomist and she looked me in the eye and said "I'm not scared of you, I'm Bonnie." She then got a stick on the arm most people don't. Obsessed with her
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I hope Abu Bakr is rotting in hell for corrupting Islam so that people feel justified defending this shit.
Trending Story: Saudi Arabia has exe/cuted two Bangladeshi nationals, Nazrul Islam Abdul Basir and Siri Akhtar, following conviction of immoral sexual act inside a mosque in Mecca. The “immoral act” was apparently a kiss on the forehead. They were newlyweds who decided to spend their honeymoon in Mecca. According to reports in Bangladesh, Saudi authorities refused to consider they were a couple, and the forehead kiss was an expression of appreciation to Allah for a beautiful bride. Their bodies have arrived in Bangladesh in two coffins for traditional burial rites. Follow @TrendingEx for dailies..
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The twitter algorithm needs to stop putting suicide notes on my TL, thanks. That shit is triggering as fuck
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