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Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2011
do you think they’ll let me skip afters if i ask nicely
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they don’t know my bag is just full of food, i don’t even have my laptop in here
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Must be a lot of women in that stadium with exposed shoulders because our kicking game seems really off.
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Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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you just created 1 million cheesecake factories
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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i made so much food this weekend because im stressed and this is a more healthy coping mechanism so sorry to all my friends who have to eat my stress food
i cannot be stopped and i will not apologize
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The last roses of the year are clinging on despite increasingly inclement weather. A reminder that it’s possible to be both soft and tough simultaneously.
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In Hebron, an IDF sniper casually aiming his laser at our car full of clearly marked journalists.
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Never dating someone who adds ‘maxxing’ at the end of any word ever. Use a dictionary
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Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Making breakfast. No beef, just some lamb chops and gravy.
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i cannot be stopped and i will not apologize
made focaccia for the first time yesterday and im a changed woman
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free from my shift at the pmo factory
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made focaccia for the first time yesterday and im a changed woman
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this just made me pull the trigger on getting a tortilla press
Mission flour tortillas have 11 ingredients. A tortilla needs 4, flour, water, fat and salt. The bag lists enriched bleached flour, water, vegetable shortening made from interesterified and hydrogenated soybean oils, then 2% or less of salt, sugar, baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, distilled monoglycerides, fumaric acid, calcium propionate and sorbic acid. The shortening is soybean oil that was hardened in a reactor so it acts like lard at room temperature. Baking soda and sodium acid pyrophosphate are a baking powder split in two, so the tortilla puffs on the hot plate in the plant. Distilled monoglycerides are an emulsifier. They keep the starch from going stale and hard, which is why a Mission tortilla is still soft weeks after you bought it. Fumaric acid drops the pH, and calcium propionate and sorbic acid stop mold in a bag that isn't refrigerated.
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woke up with a sore throat and a stuffed nose. so i will be as dramatic as possible about it #womeninmaledominatedfields
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me and who?
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Nobody Wants This S3
Kyle and Ciara are making out!!!
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dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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Injury report longer than a CVS receipt
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