Eddie Martinez

I love it when scientists get pissed gothamist.com/2019/04/12/amn…

into the fray with wonderful souls…

time to join the Firelight Media fam. realness bound to ensue. thanks for inviting me to the party. deadline.com/2018/12/firelig…

if someone came from the future when you were a kid and told you that this was a news headline from their time "Rapper Bhad Bhabie Threw a Drink on Iggy Azalea at Cardi B's Party" how much hope would you have for our society?

Tri-state area holding it down. thepointsguy.com/guide/best-…

why ON EARTH does Cosi exist?

is pedestrian vaping in someone’s face just as rude as cigarette smoke? i think so.

Use the eggplant! #decolonizedocs @IDAorg

filling out medical history forms is just a reminder of all the fun i've missed out on.

there should be an official unit of time for how long it takes to click on a link and then stop caring about it.

going through airport security is a cacophony of humanity's spatial indecisiveness, until TSA touches your balls...vigorously.

there should be a unit of time for how long it takes to click on a link and then almost immediately stop caring about what you clicked

somewhere in a random supermarket aisle, a forgotten pint of ice cream is melting into oblivion

using Waze means on your regular commute home you occasionally encounter parts of the planet you've never before experienced

pre-production means spending a lot of time with fraud prevention departments