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I JUST FOUND OUR TIVO SALES RECEIPT AND WARRANTY!!! Whew!
Wondering if Trump will get what’s coming to him? Remember - the authorities got Al Capone on tax evasion.
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I'm upset, I have some really cool Jewish friends and they never told me about their space laser. Is it because I'm black?
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Biden. Better than Ambien.
If there were such a thing as true justice, Trump would serve 400,000 consecutive life sentences.
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Memo to Republican Leaders:the election is officially over. It’s time to focus your energies on more important things, like Ignoring climate change and stripping millions of health care. Get back to work, you slackers.
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Best SNL bit this week: Donald Trump (aka Alec Baldwin) refers to LGBTQAnon
“Race is the son of racism, not the father.” Ta-Nehisi Coates
I swear Trump has had some kind of tranquilizer. Hear that dry mouth? See that bizarro crazy “restraint”? The phony politeness? I SMELL VALIUM. #Debates2020
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Must see: THE SOCIAL DILEMMA, a Netflix doc about social media. Impossible to describe.
Biden is really impressive. Excellent answer to Trump supporter who thinks Trump has such great foreign policy. Has a whole list of reasons showing there is no coherent plan.
This just in! Trump “has a great relationship” with the Black community, and is very proud of all he has done! Who knew?