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Sarcasm + Broadway geek + history nerd = me She/Her

Virginia Beach, VA
Joined August 2011
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Perfection. Absolute perfection. It's 1:15am. I've listened to the entire album. Am I just supposed to go to sleep now and act like I'm not an emotionally destroyed shell of a once mildly functioning human? #TSTTPD    @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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They should put a little counter on the top of the screen to record how many times the survivalist say "dammit" during the fire challenge #NakedandAfraid
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I'm waiting for Macaw to go into 🎶Cause I've tried and tried to walk away But I know this crush ain't goin' away, yeah, yeah, yeah🎶 @DavidArchie #TheMaskedSinger
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I don't trust anyone on a daily basis, today is no different. #AprilFoolsDay
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I still don't know who Axilotl is and the mask is off but she did such a great job! #TheMaskedSinger
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Holly Robinson-Peete at Fairy. Here's why: 21 Jump Street (police badge), Dad starred on Sesame Street (she was on the show as a little kid, too), starred in Hangin with Mr Cooper (basketball), played Diana Ross (Endless Love). Thank you. #TheMaskedSinger
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Malin Akerman as Squirrel. Listen to her sing in Rock of Ages then listen to tonight's performance. And she had a very, um, intense, kiss with Tom Cruise in the movie. I rest my case. #TheMaskedSinger
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No one else is being unmasked tonight. Theres no way the judges are going to let Medusa or Sushi go home #TheMaskedSinger
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I'm still saying Fergie for Medusa. The bridge could symbolize her song London Bridge. #TheMaskedSinger
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I'll take my trophy now. Told you it was Dick Van Dyke #TheMaskedSinger
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Dick Van Dyke was in Marry Poppins and Returns (w/Lin Manuel Miranda) and was a Doctor in Diagnosis Murder (Stethoscope) He won his Tony Award for Bye Bye Birdie. Don't even play with me y'all. I always win this game #TheMaskedSinger
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Lindsey Abrams (Tortured Poet) retweeted
RT if this voice sounds familiar. #themaskedsinger
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