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My friends @Starbucks have started writing little messages on my cups and I thought it was nice, but then I read it was an order handed down from the CEO and it rings kind of hollow now.
Hot Take: Maybe a life-saving device for medical emergencies that has to be replaced yearly shouldn’t cost $352.16 out of pocket, @ViatrisInc. #EpiPen
My son is auditioning for Anastasia and has been running lines a little bit each day. There’s one scene where he’s supposed to the say the Dowager Empress, but he keeps calling her the Dowager Express. Like the 10:45 out of Omaha! Or Saint Petersburg, as it were.
I did an Instacart delivery today that included three kinds of Rice Krispie treats, birthday cake muffins, Double Stuf Oreos, Halloween Kit Kats, Dr. Pepper and a BAG OF SUGAR. My best guess? Teenage boy whose mom wasn’t home. And you know what? BULLSEYE.
I applied to an ecommerce role at a retailer and the following popped up upon submission. It was…unexpected to say the least.
But nice to know surprises are still possible even after all this time!
Instead of reformulating its Reduced Guilt Mac and Cheese, I discovered today @TJoesOfficial simply gives you one-third the original serving. 😭
I wanted to paint the bottom half of the dining room blue, but the first blue I got was too light and all I could think was, “It’s a boy!” every time I saw it.
I got a darker blue—almost purple. MUCH BETTER.
OMG @DatelineNBC is hosting an event in Nashville in September and it’s like the Mother Ship is calling me home.
nbcnews.com/dateline-event
I've seen the #GoldenGirls countless times. However, it wasn't until rewatching THIS TIME that two things hit me.
1. The episodes in the back half of Season 1 are among the best.
2. Why have I not left a cheesecake in the freezer for emergencies before now?!
I started typing, "Can you..." and Google--which has known me and my search habits for longer than I care to admit--suggested, "...get a DUI on a horse?"
Maybe my life would be better if I started buying body wash @bathbodyworks again.
In the meantime, giving this a shot. ✌️☮️
