tertium quid

London, England
Joined March 2018
Babe wake up a new men can’t read just dropped
Babe wake up a new women can’t drive chart just dropped
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black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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Stimulant prescription medication makes me feel like I can conquer the world but there needs to be absolutely no one in that world because it also makes me incredibly socially retarded
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Is the neurodivergent look in my eyes really so strikingly obvious?
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we're supposed to
obsessed with this gay guy in front of me smoking a joint and just blasting lana
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Replying to @msnetik
That one tweet that said they look like 3 mice who made a wish to become humans 😂
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So many people have to die
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Ok I’ll say it. The only way to eat a Greggs sausage roll is with either sweet chilli or mango chutney. Shoot me!
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Where can I get myself an outfit like this though
🤖 Made with AI
“Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from” Can I get a sugoi desu ne ‼️
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You’d think so wouldn’t you
sometimes I feel like an absolute creep with some of the comments I make & things I say to people but then I remember that it’s fine to do that if you’re a beautiful young woman with a banging body
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Me when I’m Cillian Murphy
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Idk man my wing mirror is superglued on
Let’s hear from our drivers, which mirror is adjusted correctly?
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"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"
Replying to @Jay__Catsby
If 3% is a genocide then America has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years you fucking retard
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I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string
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NEW CAT DROPPED I REPEAT NEW CAT DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS IN FACT A CAT
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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50th anniversary of Mao’s death today. It’s all my cats have been talking about.
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(laughing with my friend) haha so what should we laugh about next i like laughing i like u
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