@lispssb

just ur avg hot puppygirl || 23 || DMs vry open || it/she || MDNI || priv: @notnormalalis || hrt: 19/11/24 ❤️ || ☝️🤓 girlfie : @muttjuni 🖤🖤

 Western Australia, Australia
Joined August 2022
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alis@lispssbJun 24
just a lonely girl in a big city
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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play falco on unranked I will hMmmmmm hit my vape between stocks I must.
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my friend Josh once said “I’m just joshing you” in normal conversation like it was some sort of catchphrase so we lowkey all killed him with pitchforks and hung his corpse from a telephone pole
ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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ok that trans girl with heavy eyebags and low self esteem that smokes too much weed may not save u but maybe shes just a good hang and its not her job to manage ur expectations tbh
Jasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_TransOct 8
The trans woman with eyebags and low self esteem will not save you
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brakence
@brakenceOct 7
Problem Child 10/9
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putting your hand down your pants is top 3 things to do
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trans people in public should never acknowledge the transness of the other in any concrete capacity. you’re supposed to do this and that’s it
Eve ⚢@tinglespoonSep 28
how do you tell a trans woman you see in the wild that you too are a trans woman without making her feel clocky
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the album marroW, out 10/23 before then: -crystallized & death rolL 10/2 -Problem Child 10/9 -bitE & body 10/16 Treason! fresh out the open wound Collect while it’s clean.
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Hacking the system
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this is fmu he’s so relatable
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slowly understanding the game and how to actually improve after 4.5 fucking YEARS of playing
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I’m straight up not getting railed enough
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finally, they nuked sydney
DumpsterTheBeagle
@PooWillRatioYouSep 24
Anyone care to explain what in the literal fuck is going on ?
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if a girl is hot enough she can force everyone to play smash brothers
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What if shes using me for my nonfunctioning dick, no money, clocky looks and tanner 2 tits
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girl who enjoys the thought of sex but is honestly quite scared to do it actually Girl who wants to be completely used and owned by someone for their own pleasure with zero power or control but is also scared and just wants to be held girl who is confusedd Girl who is afraid
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Me: Hi I am very thirsty give some juice or some alcoholic drink it is hurting so much I need it now let me chug it and mix it and put ice Bartender: Bartender Bartender: How old are are ?we can only 21+ not m*n*rs Me: Bartender: What? M: what? What Cihken 🐓chcking H
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