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“i know my friends will stay by my side forever and our friendships will never change and we will never follow different paths” she says as she is engulfed in a ominous blindingly white light
a whiskeybeer is when u order a shot of whiskey & a beer at a bar & pour the whiskey in the beer yourself like a grownup
a citywide is when youre like a soft hands metrosexual who needs the bartender to do it bc no work ethic
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[adolf hitler jr. goosesteps up to you with moustache and uniform] i'm truly, truly sorry for what my father did. he was a horrible, evil man. please let me know if there's anything i can do to make it up to you. (he sieg heils and then goosesteps away)
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i hate hitler so much i grew hair all over my head and face and shaved it so that the resulting negative space outlines hitler's moustache and iconic parted hair.
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HITLER (panicking struggling against restraints): achtung??????
JIGSAW: hello hitler. all these years you have let your unsuccessful foray into painting define you.
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he even resorted to groyping the internet chudding himself out for clicks
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Alia Faisal al-Shaabi, daughter of Faisal al-Shaabi, South Yemen's first post-colonial prime minister, served on the Ansar-led Revolutionary Committee in 2015.
Here's a famous clip of her confronting a Saudi loyalist at a conference in Russia that same year.
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Girl made of stone: whats your favorite kind of music ?
Me: post rock
Her: what?
Me: post rock?
Her: no you pig [blocks me]
Yeah and so basically things like this is why I’m still an incel
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the easiest way to attain buddhahood is to bitten on the neck by a buddha
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little dark age Martin Luther King fancam with spinning black suns, anime girl dancing and singing with subtitles that say "all people are equal no matter their skin color"
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