liz, she/her, xxxiii, mahou shoujo ✦ i write about wrestling for @thefandomentals ✦ 🩷 @turbobrak

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Joined September 2010
showing my gay dad AEW clips and he has a crush on hangman lmaooooo
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i’m gonna need a few more zeros at the end of that, muskrat
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caulipower frozen pizzas and chicken tenders have saved me from hitting the doordash button many times. you gotta keep some healthyish treat food on hand so you don’t spend $40 on bullshit
before you hit that doordash button i implore you to try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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also make these for dinner one night then keep the rest in your freezer for when you want taco bell but you know you shouldn’t go there punchfork.com/recipe/Taco-Be…
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enjoying these last precious moments with speedball before ilja kills them. we'll always have the memories
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e. lizard beth 🎃✨ retweeted
I've lost count of the amount of young game writers I've met or mentored or interviewed who told me they got into the biz because they played a bioware joint & thought "someone wrote all this, i could be a person who wrote all this". doors are closing way beyond edmonton
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expected this for a long time but it doesn’t make it any less upsetting, i hope someone picks up the mass effect/dragon age series 🥲
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mass effect especially was such a comfort to me when i was super depressed in college and it made me want to pursue writing for games, which obviously didn’t turn into a full time career but i got to do it a little bit! what a shame it ended this way
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Replying to @lizardyells
i gotta make a deathriders set BRB
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why would you tell me this weather channel. what have i ever done to you
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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e. lizard beth 🎃✨ retweeted
Hey girly! Did you know your shoes are made by a fascist? Height gaps are rooted in pedophilia… If you’re not double washing and exfoliating you’re not showering! You need this temu fruit cleaner bc everything is in Bugs and Wax and THE VIRUS! Love you💋
Every 2 weeks there’s a post that’s like “Does anyone else [symptom of OCD]?”and it has 30k retweets , which surely doesn’t raise any concerns or questions about the online landscape berating you with messages that you are bad, dirty, evil, being watched, being poisoned…
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e. lizard beth 🎃✨ retweeted
Separatist Council member Wat Tambor has recently come out and told the media he is no longer in a relationship with popular artist Sabrina Carpenter
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e. lizard beth 🎃✨ retweeted
This folding powerbomb was DISGUSTING😭 #AEW #AEWDynamite
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sparkly chris jericho with mardi gras beads is my sleep paralysis demon
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e. lizard beth 🎃✨ retweeted
i mean this with respect but we've got no women in the first 2 hours of dynamite but we have time for a comedian. on the go home show, no less
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got taco bell and finally beat sebulba in star wars galactic racer, my idea of a perfect night has not changed very much since 1999
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the people of my hometown finally discovered spices i’m so proud
Butter chicken burrito and tikka masala fries at this incredible Indian/“south side” fusion spot in DeKalb, Burger Naan
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i am that very witch 🖤✨
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we saw the vvitch in theaters tonight and it still rules + made me even more hype for werewulf
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