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The monster under your bed thinks you're cute. He/Him. Most of my followers are probably bots.

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Reminder of what Jack Kirby thought was the best way to handle nazis
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Unfortunate, but necessary information
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2024 took this picture
Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters15 Sep 2021
Welp, this just messed up my whole day so; ENJOI
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November@postoctobrist11 Nov 2024
between Conclave and The Young Pope it is clear that if the church ever got chill on social issues it would be racking up counter-reformation numbers
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Official Plague Inc. Statement - we fully support the building of a new international airport in Greenland. #plagueinc
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorld21 Oct 2024
In from the cold: New airports set to open up Greenland bbc.in/3Nx0oUU

Greenland to get new international airport at capital Nuuk

The Arctic territory hopes that three new airports will pave the way for direct flights from the US and Europe.

bbc.com
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angie 🌙@FoundNotSaved16 Oct 2024
This is THE best description of Halsey honestly
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Havoc
@Havoc_Six14 Oct 2024
Ea-Nasir strikes again. He is eternal.
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NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/
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The BBC has made its sound effect library public! sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.u…
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This...this is the content
Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker13 Sep 2024
they're stealing the geese in Ohio. don't believe me? take a gander for yourself
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I better go superviral for this...
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I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11
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Revenge served cold
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Paul Tassi
@PaulTassi5 Sep 2024
half this industry
Jason Schreier
@jasonschreier5 Sep 2024
In a single week, the same company modeled two divergent paths for the video game industry: 1) a trend-chasing GAAS with a reported nine-figure budget that was killed 11 days after release, and 2) a small but focused game in a somewhat niche genre that could win Game of the Year
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Personally, I would nationalise Ticketmaster and Live Nation without blinking.
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We overcorrected with the literary fuckboy stuff…we need to lead the young men out of Andrew Tate and back into Ernest Hemingway and David Foster Wallace and we need to do this immediately
Rachel Lapides@rachellapides26 Aug 2024
The undergrad creative writing class I’m teaching has 19 girls and 1 boy
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Paul Tassi
@PaulTassi21 Aug 2024
this is 100% fake and you're literally just making shit up to get mad at now It's a one minute trailer, you can watch it for yourself. The line is "If this is the life you've chosen, don't make the same mistakes he did." youtube.com/watch?v=kLYZKVlg…
Endymion
@EndymionYT20 Aug 2024
What the fuck are you doing to Tomb Raider over there at Netflix? This has gotta be a joke dude 💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The dialogue shown in the image of the post has been manipulated. twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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derek guy
@dieworkwear19 Aug 2024
enough demure. it's time for demore. de more affordable housing, de better
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Dan Savage
@fakedansavage19 Aug 2024
This is what happens when you don't have gay copyeditors on staff. (Credit to @notsopius for the screenshot.)
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