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π¨ BREAKING NEWS: State House announces major breakthrough in tackling Kenyaβs cost-of-living crisis.
Bayern Munich will play Ajax in a new stadium.
Citizens are advised to eat the circus. Bread will be provided at a later date.
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Hapo kwa Sifuna's agents, we are available for free, and we are many.
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Instead of explaining why the health sector is in shambles, why parents are struggling to keep their children in school amid rising costs and reduced capitation, and why so many Kenyans cannot make ends meet, Ruto and his troops are busy following what Sifuna and LMM are up to. This has become their daily agenda.
As I keep saying, incompetence is in the DNA of Rutoβs administration. They are busy doing everything else except delivering services and improving the lives of Kenyans, which is what they were elected to do. Lakini tunawapeleka nyumbani. The Kenya we want demands a serious team in office, one that is fully committed to serving mwananchi.
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"by the way beb, kama kuna kitu sipendi ni kuomba mwanaume pesa. That's why niliambia landlord afunge tu mlango kama haezi ngoja hadi next week Monday nimlipe hio 3300 imebaki. Namngoja leo, kama hataskia afunge tu.."
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Tumefikiwa na the famous saying...
"Give them bread and circuses and they will not revolt...."
Hata afufue Maradona. To go he must!!
WANTAM!
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As a man, avoid anything that can make a woman refer to you as a real man.
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If stabbing someone to death is murder, whatβs a heart attack then?
What a stupid fucking question. Lol.
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Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii
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I think Islam should be banned from the world to protect Humanity.
I think Alcohol should be banned from all shops to respect Muslims.
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The High Court has ruled that personal branding of projects funded by public resources violates the Constitution.
The court has ordered the removal of politiciansβ names and personal branding from publicly funded projects
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Bungoma, Transnzoia, Busia and Kakamega have never been this united under one political leader, even Raila never achieved it.
2027 anaenda 0800 Hours.
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Unasema nini, he was fighting with form two kids of Butere girls last year
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coming to me with that talk "Ruto atarudi second term ata tufanye nini" inaweza fanya hata nikupige kofi
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Edwin Sifuna wants a Kenya where leadership is a responsibility, not a business opportunity; where taxes serve the people, not punish them; and where the Constitution is respected, not treated as a suggestion.



























