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If only there were some twitter accounts/hashtags alerting @MassGovernor @CharlieBakerMA & all of #mapoli to the failing @mbta before the @FTA_DOT stepped in.
Time to rename the #CharlieCard because of this massive #mbtafail.
Need directions? Have a question? Ask a Transit Ambassador or T personnel.
We’re here to assist you along with wayfinding signs to point the way. Find the best route for you through March 8 at mbta.com/OrangeLine
Orange Line: Through March 8.
Shuttle buses are replacing service between Back Bay and Forest Hills for signal work.
Commuter Rail is fare-free between Forest Hills and South Station.
Visit mbta.com/OrangeLine for more information.
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Boston Public Schools closed Monday, city declares a snow emergency
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NEW SNOW MAP: Some areas of the state are expected to get as much as 2 feet of snow, according to StormTeam 5's new snow map. wcvb.com/article/massachuset…
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Some Mass. schools announce Monday closures ahead of major nor’easter boston25news.com/news/local/…
24 Hours
Drop 24 millibars
24 Inches
#BombogenesisHaiku
Forecasters say bombogenesis will slam Boston with 48mph gusts and zero visibility as some residents still climbing over dirty snow banks from last month
massdailynews.com/2026/02/21…
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ALERT: Starting Sunday at 6AM ET, The Department of Homeland Security is suspending TSA PreCheck and Global Entry due to the agency shutdown.
If you’re flying this week…get to the airport EARLY.
Security lines are about to get a lot longer.
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Blizzard warnings issued ahead of nor'easter set to bring high winds, up to 2 feet of snow whdh.com/news/blizzard-warni…
With a significant winter storm arriving tonight, be prepared for possible power outages.
• Keep electronic devices, including cell phones and essential medical devices, fully charged.
• Use generators and grills outside because their fumes contain carbon monoxide.
• Call 9-1-1 to report emergencies, including downed power lines, or if you are dependent on equipment that requires electricity and need medical assistance.
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⚠️ Heavy snow expected tonight into tomorrow! Crews will continue to monitor potential impact to infrastructure. Delays & speed restrictions may occur due to severe weather conditions.
Please use caution with the snow, ice & cold temps when:
🚉 Navigating stations
🚶 Boarding & exiting the train
🛤️ Near railroad crossings
ℹ️ Subscribe to T-Alerts or follow @MBTA_CR_Alerts for the most up to date delays and service changes.
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ALERT: The City of Boston has declared a snow emergency.
Parking ban starts at 2 PM.
Once it goes into effect, cars parked on major roads WILL be towed.
Move your car now or pay later.
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Replying to @BostonSatire
"The destination of this train is off the Dana Bridge and into the Mystic River."
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Replying to @BostonSatire
BREAKING: Four orange line riders preemptively jump off Dana Bridge into icy Mystic River ahead of historic NorEaster
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There are concerns.
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Three things to know about the coming nor'easter:
1. Blizzard conditions likely overnight
2. Concrete-like snowfall expected
3. Worst time to travel from 3a-9a Monday
Get additional forecast and timeline details:
Red Line Reminder: February 21 - 22
Shuttle buses are replacing service between Broadway & Ashmont for signal work.
@MBTA_CR is fare-free between South Station & Braintree.
Train service is operating between JFK/UMass and Braintree.
Visit mbta.com/redline to learn more
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New snowfall map: Late Sunday-Monday nor’easter expected to bring heavy snow to Massachusetts boston25news.com/news/local/…



























