Carrie

I think my handwriting has multiple personality disorder...

Man definitely cannot take @TooFaced 'better than sex mascara' literally hahaha

Beginning to believe that having a relationship just isn't in the cards for me...time to really just focus on me #28andstillsingle #alwayssingle

The @Lexus booth at this @steeler @Titans game looks way too similar to the patriots logo.....NOT COOL #cheatriots #gosteelers #blackandgold

I still don't understand @taylorswift13 look what you made me do...like what did you have to do?

#NeverForget #September11th

Thank god #cincodemayo is over! Just another excuse for Americans to get drunk...real classy #not #serveratmexicanrestaurant

Verdict in! For any woman with actual boobs, @VictoriasSecret bras are a joke! No support at all! Wish I had not wasted my money!

Hello there old friend! #violinist #fender #electric instagram.com/p/BSkJL6EACny/

Finally able to watch @11thGorgeous livestream!!!

Congratulations @JonathanJoly and @AnnaSaccone ❤❤❤ teapawt.org/jonathanjoly/status/84…

If @yslbeauty ever gets rid of their Mon Paris fragrance, I think I might die! That scent is literally heaven on earth!

I'm just going to be a #catlady the rest of my life - at least cats respect you!

Why are there no decent single men around?! All guys want anymore are hookups and that so against everything I stand for...

The Democratic Party will be the death of us! They are such hypocrites and so corrupt

When you want @Zoella hair but you're broke 😫

I wish the band on the @Jawbone up2 wouldn't start to crack after a year :(

Hey @patriots no one likes you!!!

Why are people so scared of trumps presidency? Please explain to me!!