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Dallas, TX
Joined January 2016
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Milo wanted to take a shot at Castlevania. It went about like you'd expect. Please watch till the bitter end.
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Bwahahahaaaaaa!!!!
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Time to take out the trash #Midterms2026
🤖 Made with AI
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Y'all remember Twitter?
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The Ghetto Gamer retweeted
In 1990, we were playing Super Mario 3 on NES [+--••], pumping quarters into TMNT at the arcade 🕹️, watching Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan on TV 📺, and jamming to @vanillaice on cassette 🎧 #RadMemories #90s #nostalgia
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That's me living my best life.
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So incredibly proud! ❤️ My second game as a developer, Gelatinous: Humanity Lost, is getting a release on Nintendo consoles! 🎮 Seeing something I helped create make it onto Nintendo hardware is an absolute dream come true. I can’t wait for you all to play it! 🥹
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Describe this game in two words
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Awwww no! This one hits us hard. RIP Dr. Frankenfurter
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If you're thinking about starting to sell on Whatnot, check out the big fat guide I just published on the topic. ghettogamer.net/2026/08/25/h…
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If you're thinking about starting to sell on Whatnot, check out the big fat guide I just published on the topic. ghettogamer.net/2026/08/25/h…
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Dude my parents were cool as shit.
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Dude my parents were cool as shit.
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I'm doing my best to sell on Whatnot. You should see what's in my shop. whatnot.com/invite/longie_lo…
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I'm doing my best to sell on Whatnot. You should see what's in my shop. whatnot.com/invite/longie_lo…
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Updated my Whatnot shop again today. Planning another stream soon. Like, today ish. If you're not on Whatnot, you can use my code for free money to try it out. whatnot.com/invite/longie_lo…
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I'm on Whatnot now. Probably going live today with this stack. whatnot.com/invite/longie_lo…
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Isn't this what Limited Run was attempting? Before capitalism ate them too?
Gaming needs a third party entity to take over creating physical game discs🚀 Criterion does that with film, video games need something similar, whether they make those in limited quantities, special packaging, direct to customer worldwide delivery, it would have quite a big market. If Sony doesn’t wanna do it, someone else should and there will be millions of us who pay for those. They could even release a special edition at the end of a game’s cycle including all patches so that you wouldn’t ever need to download anything. NO DISC 💿 NO BUY
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