how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person

U.S. Department of Education

@usedgov15h

There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:09 PM UTC

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HOW MUCH SIGNAL I NEED TO CUT ACROSS 8 LANE?

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Mads · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:36 PM UTC

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Mads

@europemaxxed15h

Got 7 laugh reacts for a message on Teams that should've been reported to the HR department

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:15 PM UTC

l⚯wis@looeykun7h

Lighting McQueen

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pygmy seahorse made a name that fits 50 characters · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:04 AM UTC

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pygmy seahorse made a name that fits 50 characters@fluffy_seahorseOct 27

camping with friends

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:12 PM UTC

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when i go to the exploding glass salon

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:31 PM UTC

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Global Warming darling ♥️

New York Post

@nypost12h

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s extravagant wedding décor was burned to the ground immediately after $30M ceremony: report trib.al/sUlm8Mi

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:46 PM UTC

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Taylor

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPop11h

Unnamed celebrity threatens to take his own life if identified following allegations of “inappropriate sexual activities with large number of girls and young women,” due to fears of public scrutiny. Victims suffered mental health crises and mental illness as a result. (Via BBC)

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

l⚯wis@looeykun9h

when Simon Cowell transed Zayn and he was feeling puss down

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:17 PM UTC

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When the pussy so good you gotta keep it in ziploc Cheerios bag

Polymarket

@Polymarket11h

JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:13 PM UTC

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This is sooo 😭

The White House

@WhiteHouse12h

Lo-fi Beats to Dismantle DEI 🎶 DEI’s off the menu. Lock in, sit back, and let the vibes from a great American institution carry you through the workday. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1MJgNbRVR…

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Lo-fi Beats to Dismantle DEI

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:58 PM UTC

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behind every roided faggot on this app, there’s a limp dick and an old pervert financing his 💉

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l⚯wis · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:11 PM UTC

l⚯wis@looeykun15h

ijbol

SoCal Brief

@patriotocnowOct 25

The new flex showing you they stole your job, don’t really work and eat slop all day.

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unusual_whales · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:17 AM UTC

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unusual_whales

@unusual_whales17h

Americans are drinking less than at any point since Gallup started tracking it in 1939. Just 54% of U.S. adults say they drink alcohol, an all time low. That’s down from 62% in 2023.

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