You're leaving out Glisten and Gourdy, who I think have some insane resilience to pain, considering that they're both able to stay half-twisted for so long. I do agree with you otherwise, though. Maybe all the toons were made with great pain tolerance in case of rowdy children.

I've been stumped on this one for a while. My only guess is that because Teagan is so generous, her twisted contorts her into someone who takes instead of gives. It's like how Twisted Shelly is in a constant state of rage, when her toon self is always trying to be positive.

You came to the wrong strawpage, anon. I love Bobette x Ginger. There's something so uniquely doomed about toon that wants everything to be perfect x toon created to be imperfect. It's angsty and sad, not bland! But I am curious, why don't you like it?

It's also not lost on me that Dandy (and every other toon, but Dandy especially) was created for television, and he's constantly at odds with a living TV. Vee is everything he yearns for, everything he's against, and everything in the middle.

There is nothing I love more than talking about everyone's ideas, headcanons, theories, and thoughts about my favorite game! Thank YOU all for keeping my inbox full with such wonderful words!

GOURDY😭ISN'T FULLY 😭😭😭 TWISTED BECAUSE HE'S 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HOPING SOULVESTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭WILL COME BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭TO COMFORT HIM AGAIN. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'M SICK. 😭😭😭 ILL. 😭😭😭 ON MY DEATHBED. 😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN'T DO THIS 😭😭 TO ME. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It used to be popular in 2024, and it was ultimately because they were both brand new at the time and had semi-cute dialogue together. I don't hate Finn x Gigi or anything, it just comes off to me as really, really bland. There's so many better toons to pair with them both!

All of Glisten's problems could be solved if he just sucked it up and asked Soulvester for advice. But why would his egotistical self ever do that? Now he has to have a one-sided homoerotic rivalry with one of the nicest toons in Gardenview... hehe, I love it!

I actually talk about dirty fossils a lot on my private account.

AND PI SOUNDS LIKE PIE, AND SPROUT LOVES TO BAKE... uggghhhh can we please use Raspberry Pi for Sprout x Vee??? Berryvision is the worst ship name of all time. What the fuck is a Berryvision? Raspberry Pi makes so much more sense!