you ain’t lit until you’ve had a boa constrictor wrapped around your cock so hard you cum out your own asshole

Doctor Boner my vagina is inside out

i’ve got a magic boner

pretending to drown to fuel my factitious disorder

sucking her toes until she files a 401k

getting my hole ate by cookie monster

green penis

don’t worry, we’ll get a dick in you as soon as we can

piss all over the burger king bathroom floor

cum flavored vape

push that hand up that pussy

this halloween, the muffin man be getting his asshole ate by a goblin

dick in the armpits

anal on ice

ipad? no. i paid for a blow job in the back alley of the apple store

well fuck me an idea just ejaculated in my head

putting my cock in dry ice

gf loves being called a slut so when my grandma called her one she said “omg ur so sweet”

no more sex the pizza hut restroom

can my butthole get disability checks?