your friendly neighborhood raccoon | 18+

New York, USA
Joined December 2025
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HOLD ONNNNN they frying our shit now 😭😭😭 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Les amΓ©ricains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
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The girl of your dreams is just laying in bed farting
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good comms during sex babe
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The amount of fucked up situations I get into you'd think I'm a hamster
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sleeping w the fan pointed directly at my balls tonight im too hot
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I don't remember nyc having such STINKY fucking air bro
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Live Fast Die Young πŸ€™πŸ»
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touching grass
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OLD HABITS
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Nova's shopping for a new pair of balls 😼
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in my Christian lobby? πŸ™€
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I miss my bidet
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My organs crave the chemical breakdown of chicken nuggets...
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tryna suck all the sadness outta her pussy
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bumpy ride
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cuz who else can say they ran around the Coloradan woods at night scaring campers by making cryptid noises from behind trees?
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