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I PUSHED THE CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE Mistaken for Matt Jones count: 3 he/him

Joined December 2012
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The duality of man
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One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these
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This is the biggest story of the midterms btw. Trump DHS appointees "wanted the agency that protects election systems to get and hack a voting machine," and directed the agency "not to alert the voting machine company if it uncovered flaws." propublica.org/article/cisa-…
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Putting Queen's Domain on your radar: -Singleplayer game -Small 2 person dev team -A love letter to Kings Field/Morrowind -Retro-fantasy action RPG -Interconnected world with many many secrets -Little to no hand holding -Action-combat -Level system -50+ melee weapons -20+ secondary throwing weapons -100+ enemy types -Out now on PS5, PC, Switch 2 and Xbox Series -Around 20 bucks -4.86/5 PS Store rating -94% Very Positive on Steam
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imagine publishing this less than two days ago progressives vindicated once again
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The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
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“Rumored to be her brother.” Okay, well I’m now starting a rumor that the author of this article fucks his dog. I now expect that allegation to be featured in any public statement about them from this point forward. It’s only fair.
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ok mom
I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War
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Saw a child dressed in vampire attire and covered with blood. I had to end him swiftly. Very unfortunate.
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Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis:
“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Boston hardcore band Haywire played a surprise pop-up show in Times Square that lasted just one and a half songs before the NYPD shut it down and confiscated their gear. consequence.net/2026/10/hayw…
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not that deep
Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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i love how the elden ring world has it's own version of a tin foil hat that stops the government from reading your mind
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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It’s time to summon the best video on the internet
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🇧🇷✨
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Lula
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Ok maybe I’ll start believing a better world is possible again
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had the time of my life at turnstile dc i feel changed
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