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LucLaus 🍀

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Life’s a gamble, might as well meme it || Football fan⚽♥️

Joined October 2025
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In life, people may hurt you and still move on without any consequences. Don't sit around waiting for something bad to happen to them because they hurt you or refused to help you. Instead focus on yourself and building your own. This life no be Nollywood oo
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Loan consultation team Loan recovery Team
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"Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with Joseph but Joseph refused" How did you know Joseph refused? Where you in that room with them to confirm he refused?
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Why don't homeless people just rob a bank. If they succeed, they will have millions and if they don't, they will get food and shelter in prison.
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Your wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring and your house is gone.
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"Potiphar's wife tried to sleep with Joseph but Joseph refused" How did you know Joseph refused? Where you in that room with them to confirm he refused?
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Loan consultation team Loan recovery Team
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When I'm broke I think about all the tips I gave and all the "keep the change" I said.
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You can spend your whole life trying to make your parents proud and still forget to make yourself happy
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Why Zerry DL step change for this runway... abi na my eye
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Shallipopi's brother Zerry DL don leave music come dey model with crop top. 😭😂
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"we attract what we fear" I'm afraid of $18 million and 2 oil wells.
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Your wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring and your house is gone.
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus was talking to God and somebody who wasn't there wrote about it. Yours?
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Why don't homeless people just rob a bank. If they succeed, they will have millions and if they don't, they will get food and shelter in prison.
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I know you all understand, or should I still explain?😂
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Those of you who complain about the food in the advert looks better than in reality. Look at your profile picture and then look in the mirror.
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Is it called almond milk because nobody can say nut 🥜 juice with a straight face?
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When I'm broke I think about all the tips I gave and all the "keep the change" I said.
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Shallipopi's brother Zerry DL don leave music come dey model with crop top. 😭😂
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First date question, Are you from ABAKILIKI?
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