your friends don’t hate you, you’re just anxious

Joined May 2011
Did I buy a $2500 emulator? Yes. Am I upset with myself? Also yes.
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Lemme close my duo and go to bed….
James Charles as Elastigirl for Halloween.
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CAN SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME PLEASE SHOW ME HOW TO DO THIS PLEASEEEEE
L’émulation Nintendo DS n’était pas dans mon bingo des choses qui rendraient l’iPhone Duo trop cool, mais je m’avoue conquis 😱
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Feeling like the luckiest girl in the world because I just walked into the store and bought a duo ☺️
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this is some shit they would have put on Carrie in And Just Like That to go to cvs
Lisa Rinna arrives at the 2026 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!🔥
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This is one of the best seasons of reality TV in history
A moment in history that can NEVER be duplicated
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I really wonder what % of reels are Ai now… it’s feeling like a lot
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Carrie (2026) is the greatest adaptation of the novel…..until it’s not. For seven episodes, this is yet another brilliant showcase of Mike Flanagan’s immense talents. Summer H. Howell is the best version of Carrie, Alison Thornton is incredible as Chris Hargensen and the show overall is a haunting, ambitious and layered look at how American institutions are currently failing our children. If you stopped at episode 7, this might be Mike Flanagan’s best work. But unfortunately, there’s episode eight. A bizarre and frustrating season finale, that trades out closure and finality for franchise baiting and Multiverse building. The character of Emaline West is an absolutely abysmal character that completely undercuts Carrie’s agency (Please kill her off immediately in Season 2). That and the show weirdly introduces a secret society of X-Men like individuals for the sake of more seasons. It’s weird, it’s out of place and the only way it’s justifiable is if future seasons knock it out of the park. If Carrie had been one season and cut out all of the secret society bullshit, this might be a top three Stephen King adaptation of all time. Instead, it’s an incredible season of television that fumbles at the goal line. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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My ONLY issue with the series is that this was absolutely incredible and then the final episode was kinda Amazon prime dookie slop :/
still thinking about the incredible ending of carrie’s penultimate episode… her covered in pig’s blood as everyone laughs, her rage building before the screen cuts to black and all we hear are screams… i never clicked on next episode so fcking fast #carrie
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everyone who went to terminal 5 to see slayyyter a couple weeks ago should get a presale code as a thank you for braving that hellstorm to barely see her
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This literally looks exactly like a carjacking. How would anyone’s first response be to stay calm and comply?
ICE agents still think grabbing onto moving cars is good practice. So trained, so competent.
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it cannot be overstated the impact that itunes’ free ‘single of the week’ had on my music taste
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there is a heartbroken gay man out there screaming the lyrics to i think he's got a girl while thinking about dl trade
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WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T YOU RUN FROM A SCARY FAT GUY IN A CONSTRUCTION VEST WITH A HUGE GUN?!?!
This view from the Bronx shooting is insane….wtf you need that giant gun for
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A Taco Bell loving, fake sneaker wearing, island owning billionaire. What’s her face is alright with me. #RHONY
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Jessel come get your baddie chain #rhony
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me applying to harvard with perfect grades and a recommendation letter from barack obama
🚨 Slayyyter has submitted "WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA" for Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs!
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Crying happy tears seeing Erin Netanyahu having to sleep on a pull out couch #rhony
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First teaser for Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST: MARTYRS’, starring Scarlett Johansson. The film follows a detective who watches a serial killer's execution - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways. Trailer releases on Friday.
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