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Luke Burton

@lukeyburkey

Davidson College Swimmer. Key Lime Pie Aficionado. Protein Enthusiast.

 United States of America
Joined February 2011
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Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”
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End of season fine tuning on starts! Channeling that natural #athleticism @j_young @SwimDavidson @swimswamnews
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The twins are 17 today. Run for your lives. Happy birthday little nerds! instagram.com/p/5FD_AQKGwo/
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NEVER GROW UP KIDS! instagram.com/p/44iRT-KG69/
I feel like this shouldn't be allowed to exist.. instagram.com/p/42JMHeqG6b/
Stadium looks like a sour cream commercial #wisconsinbadgers
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"Sorry but we ran out of croissants"
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Tests show compression clothing can help runners with swelling - but not with performance. @MorningEdition @nprnews
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If she done went from Stormborn to Khaleesi to Mother of Dragons n Breaker of Chains she is my weakness fam.
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Patrick is the first Davidson wrestler to win at the NCAA Tournament since Keith Kerry did so in 1968 #CatsAreWild #d1WRnotes
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Man Returning From Vacation Settles On Single Concise Anecdote He’ll Tell Everyone Who Asks onion.com/1H7Gdpw
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WE NEED THE TUX-PEEDO!!!!!! @lukeyburkey
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'Cats Stats@CatsStats11 Mar 2015
Opponents have shot free throws at 62.7% in games against the 'Cats this season (3rd lowest in nation). Is it the speedos? #CatsAreWild
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@QuesaDyllo Reminds me to never take it for granted.
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Charleston. instagram.com/p/z0wnSaqG1X/
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wut instagram.com/p/zp-5tRKG-I/
@carolquillen well, we're having class, so I might as well eat the donuts #coulda #woulda #shoulda
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