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oh sup.

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Joined April 2011
I made a 3D wooden cutout of Clippy. – at La Vergne, TN
we're bored, sooo what's the tea?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, here is a formerly admired superstar selling his soul for political power by praising the most repugnant criminal pig that ever walked the Earth. Trump can start wars, have people murdered in the streets, but "Hey Suckers, vote for me!" Fuck you Glenn.
It’s an honor to share the stage with the greatest president of our lifetime. Welcome back to the best state in the Union, @realDonaldTrump! 🇺🇸
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Dear @fanta I will never buy another Fanta product again due to your use of AI. If you’re too cheap to hire VFX artists to make a real ad, then your product must also be cheap and not worth buying.
I was at the cinema this evening and during the ads before the film there was a Hallowe’en ad from Fanta. I couldn’t quite believe my eyes, but it was certified AI slop. I couldn’t record, of course, but I’ve found it online. I’m sure the Coca-Cola Company of all companies could afford a real ad. Down with AI slop.
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I made these lil guys out of wood! @McDonalds
it’s their month
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Forever our Bastard. Always in our hearts. 🖤
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Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday
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Can we p l e a s e retire Carrie Underwood from Sunday night football
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Trash Mascot for a Trash Team!
hey, at least we got a new stupid ass raccoon mascot!
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"This is...LIVING..SINGLE..." 🎵🎶
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I know my prefrontal cortex is fully developed now bc I no longer have a desire to buy anything from Spirt Halloween. just a whole bunch of over priced, plastic trinkets
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everyday i wake up so grateful that i’m not a fucking idiot who uses chatgpt
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I just turn on the games at noon. This show is dead to me.
College GameDay is back and @PatMcAfeeShow has us hyped!
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sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly
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I've never understood Disney adults because Looney Toons is better by orders of magnitude
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Peter Cullen didn't voice that version of Optimus Prime, dingbats.
‘Transformers’ Optimus Prime actor Peter Cullen has died at the age of 85.
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someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications
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"Booyaka booyaka"
I always wondered what Rey Mysterio tells the fans when he has this interaction with them. #WWERAW
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You guys remember when #WWERaw went like 10 minutes over sometimes?
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