Hey @MrBeast I tried to go to Beast Land but they threw me in prison cuz they think Im gay from all the stuff I post. Can you bail me out real quick? It’s looking grim for me.

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asterion · Oct 12, 2026 · 11:10 PM UTC

asterion@m_mnesiaOct 12

my deepest condolences to rj mitte and his family. an amazing man and actor

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The Onion · Jul 28, 2018 · 2:40 PM UTC

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The Onion

@TheOnion28 Jul 2018

Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth trib.al/cDZGAlw

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The Cobb · Oct 10, 2026 · 3:04 AM UTC

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The Cobb@TheCornCobblerOct 10

MidLifeCrisisActor@rkellysmydadOct 10

I trapped The Cobb in a magical labyrinth which he will never escape from.

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A24 · Sep 15, 2013 · 11:18 PM UTC

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A24

@A2415 Sep 2013

What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?

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asterion · Oct 10, 2026 · 4:12 PM UTC

asterion@m_mnesiaOct 10

happy birthday to me

𝑨𝒓𝒕 🎨 · Oct 2, 2026 · 6:19 PM UTC

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𝑨𝒓𝒕 🎨@_ArtMuseumOct 2

The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)

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asterion · Oct 2, 2026 · 11:13 PM UTC

asterion@m_mnesiaOct 2

little ceasers dinner : )

midas 📻 · Oct 2, 2024 · 2:33 PM UTC

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midas 📻@poprocks4182 Oct 2024

Happy birthday. Kid A…

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Richard Strocher 𝕏 · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:58 AM UTC

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Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocherSep 26

I am quitting FOX. They are FAGGOTS!

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𝔖 · Sep 18, 2026 · 2:47 PM UTC

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𝔖@0ldo1Sep 18

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pinkie · Sep 7, 2026 · 12:21 PM UTC

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pinkie@pinkiepie71Sep 7

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