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Democrats: the new Tesla Roadster has no practical purpose. Also, Democrats: we built a partial high speed rail line that requires you to fly off the end of it.
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I love she’s calling a spade a spade.. It’s annoying
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MAZE
@mazemooreOct 16
🤣😂🤪
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Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval buff.ly/kOoZxJV

Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to fill out building permits and wait...

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One of the best Gotchya moments by Bill Maher versus Adam Schiff
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Mick Jagger flew to New York for heart valve surgery instead of using England’s socialist healthcare system. Then he went back on tour attacking the President and lecturing Americans about needing socialized medicine. Classic. Share if you’re done with the hypocrisy.
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France has 290 nuclear weapons The UK has 225 nuclear weapons Both are currently being taken over by Radical Muslims But sure... Tell me again what a danger Russia is
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🚨 HUGE WIN in Denmark: The right-wing, anti-Islamic migration People’s Party just MORE THAN TRIPLED its vote share and seats in tonight’s election! Voters are fed up with open borders madness. Europe is waking up.
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Sad: This Woman Deleted All Her Social Media Accounts, But Now She Has Nowhere To Announce It buff.ly/UnJrKpa

Sad: This Woman Deleted All Her Social Media Accounts, But Now She Has Nowhere To Announce It

You may think you're having a bad day, but wait 'til you hear about local 25-year-old Megan Tauber: she bravely deleted all her social media accounts in order to "live more in the moment," but she...

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🇺🇸 Coming home from the Moon is not a gentle ride. NASA's Artemis II crew hit Earth's atmosphere at nearly 25,000 mph back in April, about 32 times the speed of sound, wrapping up the first crewed trip around the Moon since 1972. The 4 astronauts briefly lost contact with mission control as the capsule heated up, then splashed down safely off San Diego. Best window seat ever! Writer: Julie
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Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next buff.ly/eQ1wHLn

Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next

U.S. — After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Minneapolis to the United States of America.

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lolololol Open borders are allsome
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 8
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To buff.ly/Yn6Cmc4

French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To

PARIS — French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.

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Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change buff.ly/aCZZdho

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

MESOPOTAMIA — Onlookers erupted in shouts of ridicule for a prominent local man, as apparent idiot Noah decided to build an ark when he could have just paid more taxes to stop climate change.

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Socialism on display. lol Crazy times
Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDaltonSep 25
Zohran Mamdani takes a moment away from shrieking “BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN’T EXIST” to stare lovingly into the eyes of billionaire Alex Soros.
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Field is set. Sections are designated. See you SATURDAY.
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“Do you think you could eat beaver?”
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Robot breaking the human speed record and BREAKING an electrical box at the same time.
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