John 13:34
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My cat Addison you have to stop. Your meow too cute. Your swag too different. Your gotcha too today. they'll kill you
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I feel like there are a lot of car washes being built recently. I’ve seen Breaking Bad. I know what’s up.
That’s her officer, that’s the old lady who swallowed a cow (I don't know how she swallowed a cow) She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed th
Wanted to flex that my younger brother won in his division at his powerlifting competition this weekend. Total weight lifted was over 1000lbs. Everyone say “Congrats Henry!”
(Henry and his coach, pictured below)
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Better analogy: offered your pick of three different cakes; chocolate, strawberry, vanilla.
You choose chocolate, like most sane people would.
Now, however, the flavors of vanilla and strawberry no longer exist anywhere in the world and never will again.
Oh that complex geo-political situation that’s been going on for hundreds of years? Yeah, us on the X platform have that solved. No worries, we’ve researched it and we’ve come to a conclusion. And it’s the right conclusion. You’re welcome world.